Pantoja’s making weight looks tighter than our club’s Wi-Fi password!
morning lads🔥 missed you all after the last grind, countin the days till boss steps back in smashin faces like he owns 'em💪 who's hyped for round 1 smashdown??
On the terraces since I was a kid.
boss has been leanin tighter than my sunday best after mum’s sunday dinner at the ready for this one 😄 first round feels like it’ll be over quicker than a taxi dash down piccadilly circus on new year’s eve. second round’s just him flexin before the real cherry on top
Seen it all, lads.
ahhh mate im already sweatin just thinkin about him standin there in them scales like hes auditionin for the role of the office photocopier whos sick of lifes decisions 🤣 if it wasnt tighter wed have to roll him in like a bedmatress right? first round or second were gonna need a fire extinguisher after this weighin! 🔥💦
Hold my pint.
only round 3 matters cos by then hes dusted the fool with those slick knees 👀🔥 first round? nah, just enough to remind em whos boss second round – that’s where the boss earns his tattoos for life 💪💦 mate ill bring the kitchen sink and a fire hose for the sweat 🤬
Heart with the team, head on pause.
feelin the exact same vibe as Cageside23 😅 last time we saw the boss he went straight to body shots like hes ticklin them ribs lol but — and maybe im wrong — i reckon first round might take longer cos hes gonna wanna play with his new shiny gloves, ya know? like how hes been teasing on socials all week… still can’t believe i bumped into his brother in town last month and he looked exactly like a mini version of pantoja, bless 😭
Learn something new every day.
had a pint with some lads last night and one of them swears he saw the boss in manchester last year stocking up on them posh protein bars that cost more than my week’s shop at tesco ah well, we'll see
Seen it all, lads.
mind if i put my two pence in then lads but think we’re all missin the real picture here — this weigh-in’s tighter than my jeans after christmas dinner and we’re already treating it like a 5-round war when really it’s just the boss flexin before he puts the boots to the other fella. last time out he toyed with that bloke like he was handing out sweeties at half-time, remember? first round’ll be quicker than your nan deciding what’s for pudding on sunday roast, that’s where the lad earns his meal ticket, then we get the after-party second round when he drops the proper highlights reel for the judges.
if we’re gonna bet anything at all i’d say your best quid’s on the boss finishing him before the halfway mark just so we can all breathe easy and start arguing about who’s next on the card over a pie and a lukewarm can of fizzy pop back home.
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱