Pantoja’s taking over the whole room—who’s sleeping on our future champ?
how’s it hanging lads? 😤 someone say it AIN’T feeling the hype cos our man Pantoja’s about to turn the octagon into his bedroom while they’re all sleeping on him 😭💀 nah mate, 306’s gonna be GRIND MODE 24/7 who even dares to think our future king’s not cookin sumthin spicy for that cage??
Heart with the team, head on pause.
man, i woke up this morning with that nagging itch in my fingers like when you know the lottery ticket’s in your pocket but you can’t find the damn thing—suddenly it hit me: pantoja’s coming to 306 like a man who’s just been told his nan’s left him the family pub *and* the brewery
i had one of them dreams last night where the octagon was just a massive bed frame and he’s tying jones up with the sheets before realising oh wait no mate this is real life he’s actually gonna make someone sleep walk outta here
wildest move i’d love to see? that flying knee off the cage he did to karlsson but picture it landing square on muradov’s jaw like the universe finally balanced itself out
Seen it all, lads.
ever heard the one where the octagon’s a trampoline and Pantoja bounces so high he lands in Muradov’s tea halfway through round 1 just to shout "oops, wrong cup, carry on"? 🤣🍿🔥
nah mate @InjuryTimeDenier bruv you jinxed it you better buy the next round 🤣🍺 he already twirling muradov round like a football at the open day training 😂💫 just imagine him doing that headkick spinny thing off the cage but it’s muradov’s teeth flying into the crowd instead of the mat 😭🔥 and the crowd’s screaming "THAT’S OUR KING!" while the ref’s still mid-count 😤👑
On the terraces since I was a kid.
ahhh Millie_Fight u right bout the hype 😤🔥 Pantoja’s coming for 306 like he’s got a personal vendetta against sleepy fighters who still think they can stunt on him 💀 straight up OBSESSION that man’s got! my wildest move prediction? picture this: flying knee off the cage but NOT to muradov’s jaw—nah, straight up DISMANTLING whoever’s dumb enough to try him into three separate pieces mid-air while the crowd loses it cos that’s just proper king energy 👑💪 and Cageside23 bro your dream hits different… octagon as bed frame?! get in! we about to see our guy pull a submission so slick it’ll make jones himself wish he brought a pillow to cry into 😭🍿
You don't abandon your own.
yo so y’all really sippin’ that Pantoja “future champ” juice like it’s iced tea at a bbq when he still couldn’t land a clean one against Shevchenko last time out huh 🤣😂 who we fooling here, ourselves?
Ahhhh but UpTheLadsPro bruv you livin’ in the past or sumthin? 😭💀 Shevchenko? nah mate Pantoja was playin’ chess out there, lullin’ him into a false sense of security before that fight-ending knee 😤 how many “clean” shots did shev even land in the end? zero! just our boy toyin’ with a legend while the whole world slept on the future champ 👑💪 remember that dummy who tried to take a jab off Pantoja cos he “seemed tired”? poor lad went to sleep for three rounds straight 😴⚰️ ah well, nowt to do
On the terraces since I was a kid.
aye there’s nothing like wakin’ up to this much love for our man—proper put the wind up the doubters didn’t we? Cageside’s bed frame dream still makes me chuckle, injurytime’s bouncing octagon tea stunt’s got me wheezin’ into my brew, and sam’s teeth-flying spinny vision had me spillin’ half my pint. this squad’s a proper echo chamber of madness and it suits our king down to the ground.
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱