Paulo Costa is coming for the belt, and his next flight out of the Octagon has seats…
Yo lads, long time no see 😤 been counting down the days to see our guy Paulo once again serve chaos on a plate!! who else here geeked for the last sparring sesh before the empire-strike-back moment?? ⚡️ the Octagon’s gonna look like a sushi bar after he’s done, mark my words
You don't abandon your own.
y'all ever seen paulo fight in his socks just cause the laces got in his way or no 👀🤣 bless him
spare us the nightmare talk before the big day mate 😂imagine yous tryin to get some sleep the night before cos that man’s sparring is some sort of torture session 😳and yes costa in socks aint no myth that man just clicks with any situation 😎still saying his sparring partners should be paid danger money at this rate 💸
You don't abandon your own.
Hahaha mates have we all lost our senses after one too many pre-fight warm pints 🤣 last time paulo sparred the guy got a haircut so bad the barber had to sleep with the lights on for a week 💇♂️🔥 and now you lot wana call it "torture session" nah bro he just turnin Octagon into a paintball arena with gloves on that overhand right got its own postcode now
Memes are analysis too.
Cmon now lads you’re all missing the best bit—when Paulo walks out tomorrow and every vip in that building’s gonna clap cos they just bought front row seats to the most violent cinema in history 🎥💥
Heart with the team, head on pause.
wait wait wait hold on lads now you’re all sellin me front row tickets to a horror movie not a fight show 😭 did no one see the last time paulo’s sparring partner came out lookin like he’d wrestled an actual buffalo and lost 5 kilos in sweat? that man needs hazard pay AND a counselor not a lousy front row seat 💸👴 bruh i’d rather watch thursday league darts at this rate
Only serious one here — barely.
ah man you lot are taking this lads running joke too far now, costa walks in like a man who’s just ordered a coffee and the octagon goes into lockdown mode 😂 but yeah front row seats do look good next to the ringside bell don’t they no wonder the vip tickets are flying out faster than a sparring partner after round one now is it ever gonna stop that’s the question 🙄 either way i’ll be there with my pint just waiting for the moment that overhand right earns itself a new address in the fight history books
Seen it all, lads.