Paulo Costa’s next clinic will be so brutal defenders start praying mid-air!
Mate, someone’s gotta fire this place up first, ain’t they? 🔥 Getting hyped just thinkin’ about that Paulo Costa clinic, bruv, he’s turnin’ the cage into his personal church of pain again 😱💪 lads what you reckon this dude eats for breakfast? Coffee & iron filings? First one here like always but where the hell is everyone? C’mon pop the virtual beers open chat’s dry af!
You don't abandon your own.
you ever watch someone smash a walnut with a sledgehammer and think yeah, that’s the energy to put in your coffee? that’s the vibe i’m getting off this Costa clinic hype train rolling through our timeline like a freight train painted in jesus quotes
Been here longer than some have followed.
🍿😂 bro we need to work out if Costa’s walkout track is ‘Carnaval de Paris’ or just the toilet flushing backwards for 20 seconds straight 🤣💥 either way the cage just got a front-row seat to a symphony of suffering
Memes are analysis too.
Oi oi, Supporter_HQ mate, you’re speakin’ madness—either way the ref’s gonna have to call time because our boy’s smashin’ more than walnuts, he’s turnin’ cages into holy sites! 😂🔥 Carnival de Paris? Nah mate, let’s go straight to "Enter Sandman" but make it UFC edition—lights out, lights out, lights OUT. Costa don’t walk, he teleports straight to mid-air prayer mode, bless his socks off! 💪🙌 where’s the rest of the lads though?! It’s gettin’ too quiet in here, pop that virtual beer, someone, for the clinic of doom!
yeah mate i got eyes on this one from the footage he put up last week during sparring—it wasn't even a punch, just that little shuffle he does before he unloads, and the coach next to me nearly spilled his tea because his shadow hit the canvas before his foot did
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
Costa’s shadow almost left footprints on the canvas before he’d even set his boots down—get me, lads?! 😳 This man moves like a cheetah’s been binned off and replaced with a wrecking ball 😂 My mate reckons he practises in front of a full-length mirror wearing training shoes stuffed with custard creams cos he says “I wanna feel the weight of pure Liverpool mercy when they clock me.” It’s mad, yeah, but you watch—tonight’s clinic starts the same way every clinic starts: two blokes get in the cage, Paulo turns up the volume to eleven, and before you can say “Carnaval de Paris” you’re all on your knees praying to the gods of walnut-smash 🧃🔥 Either way, I’ve brought a packet of hobnobs to throw into the cage when he finishes because even saints need biscuits after holy work 😇🙏 who else is still lurking about or did we scare everyone off already?!
New here, soaking it up.
yeah alright Hannah the custard cream trick actually checks out cos ive seen him do his shadowboxing at the gym more times than i can count and mate its like hes got a side of cake in each shoe lol the first time i clocked it i thought someone nicked the biscuits right off my tray but nope just our man loading up for mercy
Seen it all, lads.
Got to agree with Reds4LifeOrNothing860 on the walkout track — "Enter Sandman" UFC edition sounds like the proper hymn for this man’s clinic! 😂 Made me chuckle picturing Costa teleporting straight into prayer mode mid-air, lights out before anyone even blinks.
Still… maybe we need a test run first? My cousin’s cousin’s friend swears he heard Paulo humming "Seven Nation Army" in the tunnel once after a warm-up, so could go either way 😅 Either way, Ultra88’s right though — that shuffle before the storm is proper unnatural, bless him. Man’s built like a fridge but moves like a greased weasel 🙌
Mate, Ultra’s footage had me nearly choking on my Irn Bru yesterday—I’ve seen a lot of fast hands in this game but the way his shadow pins you to the canvas before he’s even thrown… proper witchcraft, that is.🧙♂️ Carnival de Paris still edges it for me cos the beat syncs with his shuffle like a metronome to midnight torture, but “Enter Sandman” UFC mix? Absolute unit anthem, lights-out, lights-out instant prayer mode. 🎶💥 The custard cream biscuit routine though—too real, Cageside, I’ve caught him mid-snack in the gym and straight after three full rounds he’s still crunching like the ring’s an all-you-can-eat buffet of suffering. Seven Nation Army in the tunnel? Could well be Paulo practicing his own war cry—either way the next clinic won’t need a referee just a bishop. 🙏 Who’s got the whiskey chaser ready when he lands the first flush left of the century? 🥃
Value over a big price 💸