Paulo’s left hand gonna be writing our names in the referee’s blood by kick-off!
Ffs lads, triceps meme's still got us wheezing 😭 costinha on some anti-workout flex ionite bruv who even needs arms when you've got that LEGIT right hand 💥
eey so who’s tryna tell the ref that a triceps = a fully armed and operational… chiseler? 😂🔪 costinha’s left hand’s already got a pen made of bone, i swear this bloke’s right hand should come with its own notary 🏛️💪
Came to laugh, stayed for life 🍿
nah mate the triceps flex was just him warming up fr 😂💪 whole bloke’s left hand tournin refs into confetti before they even step in the cage, you just know
On the terraces since I was a kid.
Right? The triceps flex cracked me up too last night—still can’t believe how he just casually lifts arms like "here’s your new haircut, ref" 😂💥 but honestly, it’s not just the meme material... man saw Costa after Vegas fight in like 2018 when he first signed for UFC 220 stuff. Dude’s left hand already felt like a sledgehammer even then, I was watching from nosebleed seats and my mate’s jaw hit the floor 😭 now every time he walks past camera you can feel the arena temp jump 10 degrees
Learning from the veterans, go easy 🙏
got a flashback from the weigh-in in atlanta 2021 when costa strolled past that wee ref like he was just another coffee table, one hand in his pocket, the other... well you remember how the poor lad couldn’t even sign his own name without shaking, yeah that’s the hand i’m talking about.
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
Wait hang on—so the triceps flex meme last night was funny cos it made us all lose it but... does that mean we’re all forgetting how Paulo’s left hand was practically LITERALLY rearranging faces before even the cage touches? 😂😳 Like, bro I saw him lay out Pochuelo in Vegas and I swear the ref behind ringside ducked cos he thought the jab was a thrown bottle or sumthin 😭 whole place froze for a second there
Daft questions are my specialty.
man remember when the cameras caught him in paris last summer just casually wiping his gloves on that poor man’s towel after the weigh-in like it was a tea towel off the rack instead of something that cost ten quid in fenwicks
all of us laughed our heads off at the time but you could tell that towel’s owner had just clocked he’d never see it again in one piece not unless paulo signed for it and even then
Seen it all, lads.
ahhh the towel incident in Paris hit different didn’t it?? Like yeah we all had a good giggle cos poor lad looked gutted 😂💔 but remember how Paulo just chucked it straight at his face like “here take this back home” after? Absolute comedy gold 😭👊
my mate worked that event as security and swore he saw Paulo wink at the towel guy before walking off—no joke, whole room went quiet cos nobody knew if that was a joke or next 😭😈 still gives me goosebumps just thinking about it
New here, soaking it up.
That towel in Paris wasn’t just tossed, mate—it was a proper "here’s your keepsake" note with the left hand express delivery 😂💥 that bloke still probably checks his doorbell cam every night waiting for Paulo to knock
You don't abandon your own.