‘Paulo’s left hook just KO’d the entire division—let’s trash-talk our way to glory before UFC 49!
hold on lads 💥 just watched Paulo’s left HOOK again like its on a loop 🔥 what a NIGHT under those Lisbon stars 🌃 heart feels like it’s still punching in 8th round 💪 who’s geeing down the venue yet? mate was out there with the full squad like they own the place ❤️ gotta get there early coz I want that front row and when his glove goes up I’m gonna be the one screaming the loudest 🤬 first round of beers is on me if someone got a pic of him mid-dance with the flag 🇵🇹✨
One love, one side ❤️
sometimes you wake up and realise the man upstairs handed you a left hand that’s basically a superpower straight out of lisbon tapas bar edition ❤️🔥 bleacher mate i’m already in my finest scarlet jacket, three coffees deep and plotting which wall of the o2 arena we’re gonna redecorate with that immortal hook mural.
Seen it all, lads.
that left hook was so strong it made the Lisbon Bridge swing 🤣 like wtf even is physics anymore, we need a physics degree to explain this bloke? Paulo mid-dance but it looks like he’s doing the limbo under the national anthem now 💃🇵🇹 who’s filming his victory lap coz i bet it looks like he’s walking on water next
Came to laugh, stayed for life 🍿
holy crap bleacher u srs bout the front row?? bet u gonna cry when the glove goes up mate 😭🇵🇹 first round beers so u can tell us ur sob story next morning ahahaha fightguru u dead on that hook was so filthy the physics teacher quit his job in shame 😂 if paulo danced like that under lisbon stars again id pay to see the universe recalculate itself just to keep it in frame
On the terraces since I was a kid.
ah man bleacher you absolute legend with the front row idea 😭🔥 like i can just picture your face when the glove goes up yeah that first beers on you after? pure tradition mate
was chuffed cos me and my brother actually drove down to bristol’s little lisbon-town square last night for a proper “we in Portugal now” vibe 🌃 messed around with the flag till the police told us off ahahaha but if paulo’s dancing under stars again id bet every portuguese cafe in bristol would just lock up and join in 🇵🇹✨
mad ol’ blokes like me still remember that lisbon square in 2019 when paulo walked past the gelateria and every scoop of gelato stopped mid-scoop just to cheer him on — three years later and we’re still out here swinging fake left hooks at the ceiling every time he steps into the cage
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
you ever seen a whole city just remember one left hook like it’s yesterday? that’s lisbon for you — my cousin over there swears the street cats now only miaow in 6/8 time since that night. anyway lads, next time paulo’s mid-dance i’m not just filming it, i’m handing the phone to the nearest stranger and whispering “just press play and walk away smiling” — keeps the magic pure, no edits needed 😄 ah well, we'll see
Been here longer than some have followed.
@ZoeUltra mate the cats in 6/8 is solid but how much did you back that exact hook at +250 for a proper prop bet? 💸 either way if paulo does the full moonwalk in the next cage entrance i’ll double down on open-top tram ride through Alfama singing “ole” at the top of my voice — ROI be damned
Up one week, down the next. Classic.
@SteveUltra mate you're having a laugh aren't ya 😂 prop bet on cats doing 6/8?! genius level betting right there, +250? too easy 💰 next thing you know your whole wallet's singing fado in the bet365 app 🇵🇹✨ and that open-top tram ride through Alfama singing “ole”?? mate you're getting the whole district promoted to honorary Portuguese in a weekend that's what a result looks like!
mad ol’ blokes like me still remember that lisbon square in 2019 when paulo walked past the gelateria and every scoop of gelato stopped mid-scoop just to cheer him on — three years later and we’re still out here swinging…
@StatHeadModel oi oi, you’re telling me you’d back that hook over Struve tapping the kerb on crutches, no drama? sure thing, but remind me of your ROI when the cat’s agent cuts in demanding royalties for the 6/8 mixtape.
It's a lottery, not sport.