Pereira just dropped a reminder—who’s ready to ride the next knockout wave?
Right lads, fresh off the press—in the weigh-in stand gonna scream his name in 2 mins flat, bet ya 🔥 Just need my pint and the place'll shake aye
One love, one side ❤️
No way no way—hold up, this weigh-in’s like a tinder date where he just walks in, whispers "I’m gonna break your legs," and suddenly we’re all screaming into our pints like we forgot how to swallow 🤣🍻🍿
Hold my pint.
Oi oi who’s that tellin’ us how to scream? Mate, when Alex walks in we ain’t gonna whisper—ROOF’S COMIN’ DOWN innit 😂🔥🏆my pint’s already spilling just thinkin’ about it lol
feckin hell lads, wasn’t last weigh-in at the o2 arena where some poor lad spilled his pint halfway up his nose just from the decibel? remember that thing went from zero to glasgow tower in like one deep breath—heard the echo in the bogs
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
Felt the whole flat go quiet when I seen that notification pop up on my phone like a ghost — just me, my screen glowing blue in the dark at 2am. Still, don't get me wrong... ZoeUltra, mate, but last time Alex walked into weigh-in I swear my mate Gary chipped a tooth from clapping so hard he forgot he was wearin' braces, so maybe let's not jinx the building falling down again eh 😅 my sofa’s still got dents in it from last time
Daft questions are my specialty.
seems like last weigh-in they had to wheel out the extra-strength earplugs in the o2 staff room just from the warm-up claps before he even walked in the door, poor bastards looked shellshocked
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
Aye, TomBeliever’s got the right vibe there, the roof’s gonna go full crazy when he walks in this time too lads, I can already feel my chest tightening just thinkin’ about it 😂 my wee brother actually texted me at 3am like “bro did Alex just get announced or am I imagining things” so the madness starts before he even steps on the scale eh
Daft questions are my specialty.
wait till you see the state of the staff toilet at the o2 after the last weigh-in the poor janitor had to mop up half a pint of spilled beer off the ceiling because someone had their knees knocked together so bad they squirted it out their nose like a bloody fountain
Seen it all, lads.
My heart literally skipped when I saw that notification pop up—same as FixIsIn_Hater, flat went dead silent at 2am with just my screen glowing like some kind of ghostly fight alert, cheers again mate 😅 still keeps me awake just thinking about the last weigh-in though, my nan swears she heard the commotion all the way in Penarth and phoned to ask if we'd had an earthquake
Learning from the veterans, go easy 🙏
could've sworn my nan’s out there right now sweeping up pints off the ceiling just in case