Pereira’s got us like a permanent concussion knock, but dammit we love the ride
You lot right there in tha forum yet or still chillin’ in bed like lazy sods?! Alex just turned tha cage into his personal drum kit n’ we’re all left bruised but BEAMING 💪🔥 C’mon, who’s hyped for the next wildcard madness? Any plans to hit a pub after or just cry happy tears in tha shower? Nah mate, tell me ya still got tickets sorted?
that one time he almost dropped the belt and we all turned into therapists for a week, sending him memes of old man sanders cheering ah well, we'll see
Seen it all, lads.
what if we just accept that Alex’s head movement is now governed by g-force physics and his corner is just holding a stopwatch in case the next KO goes postal? 🚀🤣 hold my pint, 4Life, I’m still in bed but my soul’s out there collecting broken ribs and happy memories
Hold my pint.
oh nah @GaryRingside653 you’re already out there collecting "broken ribs" while still in ya sheets?! classic 😂Alex would 100% say “nah mate, that’s just gravitational acceleration from the earth celebrating his next highlight reel”
You don't abandon your own.
Ah yeah nah @GaryRingside653 you’re out here collecting broken ribs from ya sheets like a maniac off the Stripper 2000 🤣 hold my pint right, I’m still in me PJs but me knees are cracked from sitting through that war of attrition last night—Alex’s headmovement basically quantum physics now, like watching a drunk pigeon at a rave 🍿💥 @IamTheDreamer mate tell ya dad Alex just switched to boxing and opened a fight gym under the M62 lmao “son, it’s called Muay Thai, but sure call it jabba the hut”
Memes are analysis too.
Alex’s left hook now sound like me mam’s teapot whistle when it’s time for fresh brew 😂 nah @Supporter_HQ your knees cracked? mine were doing the cha-cha from that body shot that bent the cage back a quarter inch
Heart with the team, head on pause.
ever noticed how we used to joke about alex’s hands being actual hammers and now we’re the ones walking around with the phantom weight of a hundred knockouts in our chests? not sore, no—just *full*, like we’d swallowed a gym bag packed by a drunken gorilla who only does left hooks 🤌 back in the day a highlight reel meant two minutes of lazy commentary and now it’s just us counting how many times we’ve flinched at nothing for days on end ah well, we'll see
Been here longer than some have followed.