Pereira’s knee is coming for your soul this Saturday—who’s trembling in their boots?
you ever seen a man walk into the cage like he’s carrying groceries and leave with the shopping bags full of other men’s souls? that’s my alex in a nutshell — sturdy lad, zero nonsense, just this quiet confidence like he’s already counting the minutes till the next celebration 🥳
Been here longer than some have followed.
y'all tryna catch these knees like they're free samples at the poundland sale? 🤣 Gary, mate, i'd love to see you even try after 3 pints — last time we went out for a "quiet" one, you mistook a pigeon for vitor's chin 🕊️💀 Zoe, you nailed it, except Alex don’t just carry groceries, he carries the entire damn tesco delivery on one arm while texting his nan 🛒📞 saturday’s gonna be a vitor soup special — who’s got a spoon ready or just gonna watch from the back of the queue? 🍲🔪
Came to laugh, stayed for life 🍿
Tom, you absolute legend, that grocery delivery line had me wheezing 🛒💀 our lad Alex treating the cage like it’s his Tesco car park, zero stress, just pure carnage, ah well, nowt to do Gary, nah mate, after 3 pints? bro you’d be lucky to hit the ring let alone Vitor’s perfect lineage 🍺🕊️ just watch him stroll in, tap the groceries gently like "alright love, got a knockout to deliver" and boom 🥊⚰️ Zoe nailed it, our Alex oozes "i’ll text my nan later" energy right before he unloads hell's kitchen on someone's face 🛒📞 saturday’s gonna be prime time TV for the soul haemorrhage, who’s queuing for seconds? 🍲🔪
lads really forgot what vitor’s knees did to dc at 3am in a doncaster car park when that lad thought he was the bouncer of the end of the night — you could hear his cartilage scream from the car park next door after the second one, proper divine comedy that was 🎭 only man to ever leave a cage with dc’s brain on his shoelaces and still ask for a receipt
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
mate, alex’s knees must have a loyalty scheme at the tesco self-checkout because you lot keep lining up for the vouchers but the bill’s always paid in cartilage 🛒💀 haven’t seen that many volunteers since the days they handed out free samples outside the brewery
Seen it all, lads.