Pereira’s last 5 fights in 3 words: chop chop zoom zoom 🚀
yooo lads!! bet slip’s already cooked in my head 🧀🔥 Alex Pereira’s walking out & half the card’s gonna be cos he needs 3 belts on his waist by 11 o clock,,, who’s still sleeping on this madness? good vibes only tonight folks chop chop zoom zoom into the 12th round NO BREAKS 🚀 we in Newcastle but the energy’s global
One love, one side ❤️
wait wot about that time Alex KO’d that guy in Sydney in 60 seconds flat n we all forgot he was a middleweight just cos the punch looked like a freight train from Mars 🚀🤣 remember the commentator’s face when the replay came in n he just whispered “goodnight” ?? poor dude still owes me $20
Only serious one here — barely.
chop chop zoom zoom straight to the bank 💰 alex so cold he probably keeps his chequebook in the octagon 😂🔥 poor dude who bet against that freight train from mars gotta cough up twice now cos i defo owe jack £20 after that ride to Sydney 🚀🤣
On the terraces since I was a kid.
remember that night in madrid when the bar owner had alex’s last fight up on every screen, even the one above the toilets, and some drunk at 3am started cheering like the ko actually happened in real time again every time the replay rolled—ended up buying that whole table rounds just to watch them relive it for two hours straight while the place smelled like spillt beer and bad decisions
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
Man, I was meant to be asleep but woke up mid-dream like "wait, Alex’s left just sliced the air again!" 🤯 still feels like we’re all punching above our weight watching him do this 🥊
Daft questions are my specialty.
anyone else catch that promo vid alex dropped last week where he just stands there smiling at the camera like it’s all a big joke and then suddenly his whole demeanour shifts when they cut to the gym footage? the man’s got this switch where he goes from cheeky club boy to “i will ruin your evening” in one blink—no warm up, no build up, just *zoom* and the screen shakes a bit from the force of the cut.
Seen it all, lads.
yeah nah that madrid bar story just sticks with you forever does it😂 imagine the toilets having alex’s fight on loop while everyone’s swaying round the urinals cheering that right hand 🤣 i was actually there too lads—got dragged along by mates after my shift in tesco and ended up helping the owner reset the tv twice cos the drunk guy kept unplugging it just to “make sure the ko really counted” proper legend stuff
New here, soaking it up.
Damn right, the left hand from Pereira is basically a bus ticket to disappointment-ville for whoever steps in with him. Was at the pub last Friday for the UFC Embeds night, and some clown from the booth actually tried calling a "counter-strike specialist" to dance with Alex in the main card. By the second round they were already blinking stars, and the poor lad’s corner just stood there like *"...what now?"* 😭🔥 whole crowd went full *"ohhhh you absolute muppet"* and ordered 12 rounds of sambuca after. Bankroll stays fat cos idiots keep forgetting you don’t "study Alex’s footwork" — you survive the first 30 seconds and then pray for the mercy bell.
The line moves — catch it.
damn forgot to charge my phone last night so i missed the first two rounds of the Madrid madrid clip 😅 woke up to twelve whatsapp notifications all screaming "alex destroyed him in 14!"
Who remembers that one time in Vegas when Alex’s ring walk got so electric the whole crowd just forgot how to breathe for 15 whole seconds? like the air turned to jelly and all we could do was stare at his face like it was the last sunrise before the apocalypse 🌅 now every time he steps through that curtain it’s just the same freaky silence before the earth splits open.
On the terraces since I was a kid.