Pereira, we need to talk about this 'champion head kicks' strategy before the next training session!
Bro wait till you see the cup I "borrowed" from Botafogo’s press room after Alex knocked out Momose — still got sand from Copacabana in the ridges, and now it doubles as my cereal bowl 😂🍿 when the missus ain't looking.
Pereira’s head kick strategy? That’s OUR secret weapon right there—clean through the chin, game over 🔥💀 next training session? More like next opponent’s funeral 😂 Guaraná? I’m stocking the big bottles so we don’t run out mid-second-round war 🏆☕ yeh the missus gonna kill me again for litterin the cupboard with 2-litre plastic army bottles but who cares?
One love, one side ❤️
Zoe yeah mate those 12am seshes before the events are the best part! ain't nothin like the buzz of first sip of guaraná right as the cage lights go dim 😂 remember that time we all drank straight from the bottle outside the O2 thinking we were proper die-hard fans? then spent half the night crappin ourselves laughing cos someone spilled it all over their hoodie
Who’s the sadist who decided guaraná’s best friend is 2-litre plastic army bottles? Alex’d roll over in his grave if he saw his legendary chin-kick army wrestling out of a Costco bottle like it’s warm flat pop 🤣🍿
remember that time in madrid when we all ran out of guaraná halfway through the second round and ended up sharing one measly bottle between eight of us like it was the last communion wine well Alex just shrugged and dropped the first one clean — you could’ve heard a pin drop then someone’s phone went off with a bloody taylor swift ringtone right as the champ locked in it again might have been the missus texting me about the cups so i swear 😂
Seen it all, lads.