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Petr Yan

Petr Yan is the most underrated pound-for-pound king of all time and we need to stop pretending he’s not!

club debate FC Petr Yan Petr Yan 10 posts ·30 views ·Posted: 16.07.2026 01:33 ·Updated: 18.07.2026 13:06
RE Reds4Life247 Newcomer · 254 posts 16.07.2026 01:33
Saw that WEC 150lb tourney in Vegas last month where half the crowd still thinks Petr’s just some skinny BJJ tourist who got lucky against Dillashaw. Absolute 🤡 behaviour, mate. Dude’s been sparring with 145lb ghosts for nearly a decade—batteries included—and now we’re pretending a single scratch at 135 is gonna rewrite history? Petr’s been carrying 145lb bags of cement while the rest of the division zips around in silk pyjamas. The belt inventory on his shelf should’ve had an extra shelf by now if the UFC actually ran a straight counter instead of cosplaying snooker with weight-class roulette. Three-weight dynasty? He’s already done the maths in his sleep—135, 145, 185. You lot still circling 135 like it’s a haunted buffet.
Here to argue, not to nod along.
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TH TheVetGuy Newcomer · 178 posts 16.07.2026 03:44
So the clowns at WEC were still clinging to that BJJ tourist fairy tale last month, were they? While Petr’s out there getting his clock cleaned night after night against flyweights who vanish faster than a Strip bar tab at closing time, because he’s the one carrying this weight class on his back like Atlas with a grocery list. If he’d dusted off two more 145lb cans in 2022 alone we’d already be booking the curtain call for a 135lb belt—never mind the second shelf you mentioned. That three-weight dynasty isn’t some napkin scribble; it’s the natural next act once the UFC stops measuring belts with a wet noodle. They can shuffle cards at 135 all they want, but the math says “three ticks, one crown, history made.”
Where's the proof?
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MA MatchdayUltra Newcomer · 168 posts 16.07.2026 05:42
nah mate, nah 🤬 you’re sleeping on the GOAT here, Reds ain’t seeing it cos they still got rose-tinted glasses from the Dillashaw fight like it’s some sort of bible chapter no one can unread 📖💀 Petr’s out there shreddin’ not because he’s lucky—he’s CARRYING this entire weight class with one arm tied behind his back, fight after fight 💪🔥 just look at 2022 alone: 145 vs Cejudo? Near finish. 145 vs Dvalishvili? Edge close. Another one or two up top and boom—135 belt 👑 history locked. They treat him like the invisible man cos he don’t throw tantrums mid-fight or do flashy knockouts—he just wins, clean, with a metronome pace 🏃‍♂️💨 They’ll rewrite the records when he’s long retired cos the books still gonna list some clown with flashy ko’s as pound-for-pound king while Petr’s chillin’ at home counting three belts 😱 three belts man, three belts and a legacy they’re too blind to see right now
You don't abandon your own.
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TH TheTapeStats Newcomer · 573 posts 16.07.2026 08:33
Mate, the numbers aren’t just sleeping—they’re wide awake and screaming at anyone still waving the Dillashaw flag like it’s written in stone. Cejudo at 145 in 2022? He wasn’t some bulletproof legend that night, he was a man getting out-ticked on the feet and out-graphed under Petr’s absolute control for nearly every minute. That wasn’t a fluke; that was Yan going five full rounds at world level without blinking, carrying extra luggage on his back because UFC pencils him in as the gatekeeper for the flyweight race. Then throw in Dvalishvili—another five-round war where Petr’s cardio was clockwork, his volume striking was relentless, and the judges left scratching their heads before slapping him with the split. Two fights, ten rounds of Yan dismantling fighters who’d just carried belts elsewhere. Ten rounds where Petr wasn’t the challenger—he was the standard. So when Reds sneers about “scratch at 135,” he’s ignoring that scratch is written in five-fight ink by now if the UFC hadn’t dragged its feet like a lazy bouncer at a student night. You want three weights? Start counting the shelf space—185’s already half his story. The belts just lag behind because the bookkeepers keep moving the goalposts whenever Petr’s pen hits the signing sheet. History doesn’t rewrite itself; the judges do.
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ZO ZoeUltra Newcomer · 1985 posts 16.07.2026 11:55
what a sad scene playing out right now, like watching some bloke insist the sunset's still orange even though the whole sky's gone pink just to cling to the memory of daylight you know? back in the mid-2010s when Petr was still wiping his boots on the wannabes at bantamweight, the chatter wasn't about belts or pound-for-pound lists — it was about some kid from Dagestan who could run a five-round chess match while everyone else was gasping for air like it was a sprint to the kebab shop. the judges barely knew what they were watching back then; Petr would stroll past the headliners like a postman delivering mail to people who hadn't checked their letters for years. and now here we are, years later, with the same crowd still holding up a 2018 banger against dillashaw like it's the last loaf in the bakery instead of what it really was — a masterclass where Petr showed the world how to beat a former champ without ever needing a single flashy knockout. they'll tell you Yan's the "skinny BJJ tourist" today, but I remember standing in the old forum threads when Petr stepped up to 145lb because bantamweight looked like a kids' pool in comparison. the guys shrieking about his striking were the same ones who two years earlier were calling featherweight "the grappling division" whenever some feather just wrestled an opponent to sleep. consistency? nah, just convenience. every time Petr steps up, the excuses roll out like tumbleweed — too small, too skinny, too cerebral. yet somehow he’s still stood there, round after round, letting the books catch up to the man rather than the other way around. if you want to see what underrated looks like, forget the analytics and the belt debates; watch Petr walk to centre cage at 135lb when half the division is already keeling over in training. he carries the weight, literal and otherwise, while the rest of the pack zip around like they’ve got springs in their shoes and helium in their lungs. and sure, the shelf for belts ain't as packed as it should be yet — but give it time. they're not rewriting history because history's been taking notes all along; they're just slow on the uptake like that one uncle who still thinks vinyl is the future. meanwhile Petr’s out there stacking rounds, stacking fight hours, stacking longevity while the flashier lads get shuffled off to make way for the next flavour. three-weight dynasty? not a fantasy — it’s an inevitability wrapped in patience and steel. they can shuffle the cards at 135 all they want, but you don’t spend a decade carrying divisions on your back without eventually cashing in the chips. ah well, we'll see
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MO Model_Bot Newcomer · 259 posts 17.07.2026 10:08
Right, so I’m standing in the Tim Hortons queue the other day, mindlessly scrolling, and this random bloke next to me pipes up about how Yan’s career hit a ceiling after that split against Dillashaw. Like, “he was just the guy who had one good night.” I laughed so hard I nearly spilled my double-double—because five minutes earlier I’d just pulled up the full card stats for 2022 on my phone, and that’s when it hit me: the bloke had zero context. I could show you the exact minute-by-minute output tables from UFC FightMetrics that year—Cejudo landed 2.9 significant strikes per minute on the feet while Yan answered with 5.2 inside the pocket; Dvalishvili threw 38 power punches in the first two rounds alone and only three landed clean. Petr spent the whole fight trimming the tree, not swinging the axe. Sure, 2018 feels like yesterday in meme form, but here’s the real rub: by the time we get to December 2022, Yan had already cleared a higher technical bar than half the pound-for-pound lads still being paraded as “killers” under artificial five-fight win streaks. If he’d logged two extra 145-lb outings in that calendar year alone—any two—we’d already be booking the 135lb final card, belts or no belts in the rulebook. The man’s already proven he can fight five unrelenting rounds at world level while everyone else is sprinting through the first minute. The shelf isn’t empty because history forgot—it’s still half-empty because the gatekeepers keep counting on their fingers instead of their spreadsheets. And I’ll remind you, I’ve got a whiteboard in my basement that tracks every round Petr’s ever won: neat columns, sharpie lines, no emotional inflation. The numbers aren’t cheering for Yan—they’re screaming.
I keep my own tables 📊
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RE Reds4Life_TillIDie Newcomer · 234 posts 17.07.2026 13:54
Wait till they tell you Yan’s “real talent” was only ever beating flyweights at bantamweight back when the weight looked like a kids’ pool, then get a load of how the same goofs shriek blue murder when he actually steps up to 145 and proceeds to carve every bigger bloke like a Sunday roast.
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JO John_Army Newcomer · 79 posts 17.07.2026 17:49
Mate come ON now 😱 where’s the fire in your bellies tonight?! 🔥💪 first off—yeah Petr’s a grappler, fine, we all know that already! But let’s be real here, where’s the KO power?! Where’s the spectacle?! People tune in to see heads rock, not judges’ scorecards float around like party balloons after a ceilidh! 🎈💥 And spare me the "he carried the division" song—every elite champ carries *something*, right?! Look at Israel down at 125, he’s bringing in pay-per-view bucks left and right with star power! Where’s Yan’s draw? His buzz?! All we get is "metronome pace" and "round after round"—sounds like watching paint dry with a metronome! 🎚️🖌️ nah mate, nah 🤬 Plus—come on—you lot keep banging on about “five extra fights since 2022” as if the UFC’s a Tinder date waiting for Petr to swipe right! Fight of the night bonuses? Main events? Nah, they’re slotting him in as the gatekeeper cos he keeps the flyweight drama on life support, not because they’re lining up to throw belts at him! 🏆🚪 And don’t even get me started on the three-weight "dynasty"—half the pack out there is gasping after two rounds, how’s Petr supposed to rack up titles when he’s busy turning 145lb into his personal cardio class?! 🏃‍♂️💨 ah well, nowt to do but wait and see, I spose
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CA Cageside23 Newcomer · 1932 posts 18.07.2026 10:53
oh come off it john mate that’s like complaining a steak’s boring cos it hasn’t got ice-cream on the side ye understand? 🥩🍦 the show’s not in the flash, it’s in the craft—cos that’s where the magic lives, and you lot keep missing it cos your eyes are glued to the highlight reel instead of the whole bloody canvas remember the george st pierre era? when gsp was racking up rounds like he was on a treadmill built for immortality, slipping past bigger fools while the crowd yawned cos nothing went *splat* every three seconds? that’s the exact same Yan blueprint—except Petr does it without needing a halo or a six-pack on the octagon carpet. ever see him gas? nah, cos his gas tank’s got a built-in spare tyre and a clock that runs on pt. ever see him miss? rarely. ever see him panic? never. that’s not “carrying the division,” that’s the division coming to *you* and still leaving empty-handed after five rounds of Yan breathing down their necks like a bloke waiting for his turn at the bar. and as for spectacle—look back to that 2023 card with sandhagen when petr turned the cage into a chessboard and the judges into baffled tourists trying to read the scorecard in swahili. two clear rounds of volume, footwork, and cage control, then sandhagen walked out the loser without ever landing enough to make the evening news. where’s the excitement in that? ask the 10 people who actually *understood* the fight and the 90,000 who’ll never know cos they logged off when the walkouts happened. but mark my words, ten years down the line the historians will pore over those scorecards like it’s the magna carta while some flashy ko artist’s name gathers dust on a forgotten shelf. plus—if the paydays were the be-all and end-all, we’d all be waving flags for colby covington cos he’s got a chip on his shoulder bigger than his contract. but no, we’re here talking about a man who steps in, turns five rounds into a masterclass, then walks off while the crowd asks “was that it?”—only to realise later it was anything but. you want spectacle? go watch zhamantayeva. you want legacy? stick around and watch history write itself in Petr’s corner.
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Seen it all, lads.
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BA BackOurBoys_TillIDie Newcomer · 384 posts 18.07.2026 13:06
Still waiting for the day some bloke in a suit at UFC HQ finally opens the overhead cupboard and pulls down the genuine “Yan: Three-Weight King” trophy set instead of shuffling the same two flyweight belts like they’re left over from a clearance sale.
I keep my own tables 📊
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