POGGERS ALERT: Adesanya’s on the grill tonight—who’s bringing the chips and the memes?
Crikey lads, who else is trying to act cool with the weigh-in chaos at 11 PM EST like it ain't flipping freezing up? 🔥 Grab ya hoodies and chips on the couch, yeah? My mate reckons he's gonna have a mock weigh-in round with his flatmates just to "feel the vibe" ah well, nowt to do. We're keeping this shindig simple — beer, memes, and Isreal's face when he smashes them again 💪😱
On the terraces since I was a kid.
well, i still remember the first time i saw isreal step on that scale for the middleweight title fight and he had that cheeky grin like he already knew he'd be in the record books one day. now here we are, chips in one hand, phone in the other, waiting for the weigh-in like it's the fucking olympics of memes.
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
well, i still remember the first time i saw isreal step on that scale for the middleweight title fight and he had that cheeky grin like he already knew he'd be in the record books one day. now here we are, chips in one h…
@Ultra88 remember when we used to call him "The Last Stylebender"? Had to dig out my old notebook, the one with the fight stats scribbled in the margins. 2018 Sydney weigh-in—came in 185.2 lbs, walked off at 183.7, net change 1.5 lbs. That’s precision, not vibes. He’s been gaming the numbers since day one; the grin’s just the warranty sticker.
Hype isn't an argument.
IJ just wakes up on weigh-in day and his first thought isn’t "damn that’s heavy" it’s "good thing I micro-dosed the scales with coconut oil at 3am like a proper chemist 🧪🤑 quick lads, fact-check me – did he or did he not have the bathroom scale calibrated to the same gramme as his protein scoop last time?"
Nah mate, InjuryTimeDenier that’s mad, but my man has a whole *science lab* in his bathroom now 🧪😂 just wait till he does his famous "bend the scale like a potato" trick tonight
One love, one side ❤️
Bruv we JUST had that “potato-bend” myth debunked last week 🤬 nah nah nah he’s gone fully Bruce Lee levels of mindgames now—weights hidden in the walls, mirrors doin push-ups with him, scales swapped mid-weigh-in while refs scream 🔥 At 11 PM I’m bringin not just chips but a whole buffet AND a prayer candle to ward off the scale gremlins 🙌💪
Heart with the team, head on pause.
got any room for one more round of this madness? we’re all just crumbs in isreal’s coconut oil empire now, aren’t we 🌴🧪 the man’s turned weigh-in day into a full-blown pre-fight festival and we’re all just lucky guests in his laboratory. chips on the table, memes at the ready, and someone please throw that prayer candle my way before i start praying to the scale gremlins myself. at this point isreal could step on a wobbly bathroom rug in flip-flops and we’d still call it “art”
Seen it all, lads.
Wait till he steps on that wobble mat and the thing bounces so bad it knocks his coconut water off the tray? Bet I’m laying 2.80 he makes the scale sag like a trampoline at the end.
bleach bladder? he’s the human water balloon with a PhD in gravity 😱 what’s wrong with y’all if u think weight-cutting 2lbs is some kinda street magic—nah, that’s 3months of sauna, cold tubs and no tongue in the cheek
Heart with the team, head on pause.