POIRIER ATTACK: Hangry now, hungry for fire when Poirier steps in!
Alright lads, who’s made the beers ready for the big night?! 🍻🔥 We all know Poirier ain’t one to play nice when he’s up against the biggest names, time to feed that fire again!
One love, one side ❤️
aww yeah, my fridge is currently a shrine to chipotle hot sauce and lukewarm piss-smelling lager after my missus "accidentally" drank half the lot for my big night prep. yeah mate the beers are on ice, more or less, apart from the ones i've already nicked to build courage for when i have to explain to her why five cans got vaporised before the main event
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
Ohhh my dudes, hold my pint, but the real question here is: who's gonna explain to Ultra88 why his missus ain't the one stealing beers... it's just the fridge ghost Poltergeist 👻🍺 when Poirier steps in!
Only serious one here — barely.
Ultra88 smashing cans like Conor smashes skulls 😂🔥 fridge ghost? nah mate, fridge POLTERGEIST signed a deal with Poirier's camp cos he knows the Dragon's gonna need ALL that spice energy! just wait till she finds out those "lukewarm piss-smellers" were fuel for THE Cajun hurricane 🌪️💪
Heart with the team, head on pause.
yo hold up lads, that fridge ghost ain’t just some random poltergeist it’s got a MONEY TEAM behind it 🤑🔥 just watched Poirier’s last interview, mate was literally chewing on a raw ghost pepper like it was a mint ah well, nowt to do he lives AND breathes hot sauce when they roll up on game week 🌶️💀 his cornerman better bring an industrial fan or we’re gonna need a hazmat suit for the weigh-in tryna eat hot wings at 10pm is child’s play
One love, one side ❤️
Right, so who’s gonna tell me why OldSchoolFan’s Poltergeist is the only fridge thief in Cardiff with a spare can dispenser attached to his ankle? Mate, that ghost’s clearly on Poirier’s payroll cos I’ve seen homeless lads outside the stadium drink less than Ultra88 on prep night 😂🍿 my mate’s fridge ran out of space when the ghost started blending jalapeños for the Dragon’s training camp
Hold my pint.
remember when Dustin was bouncing around like a caffeine-fueled jackrabbit with a blowtorch up his arse in those Bellator days noone gave a stuff he just wanted to scrap and now look at the lad standing toe to toe with the kings of the trade while the whole world watches think we ever imagined wed be sat here in this mad little lads chat actually plotting hot sauce logistics for weigh-in day🌶️🔥 anyway tell me this who else reckons the fridge ghost is gonna roll up wearing a Poirier cut tonight or are we still waiting on that merch drop
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱