Poor boy just pulled a factory reset on his last opponent’s highlight reel—what fresh…
Evening lads, just got back from the pub where half the round was already placed on who Dusty’s gonna give that signature shoulder squeeze to this weekend—ain’t no cap in sight, don’t worry, the man’s class stays pure 😏💪 Who else reckon we’re in for another banger?
Heart with the team, head on pause.
ever tried to win a pub bet by whispering "it's all in the wrist" and suddenly your mates all start groaning like dusty just finished a long armbar on fools who forgot where the take-down went 😄 man, those nights before the weigh-ins when half the staff is sweating like it's his first pro card all over again
Seen it all, lads.
Bro ever seen a grown man cry because Dusty forgot to take off his glove before the hug 😂😭 nah but fr those post-fight circle pit seshes where he just glomps your soul outta ya and then waddles off like ‘what’d I do’ 🤣 that’s our guy folks, no merch necessary—just PTSD and a sudden urge to buy 500 belts ‘cause you know it’ll happen again next fight 💀🔥
pfft Dusty’ll walk in there wipe his gloves on his thighs like “alrigh mate lemme just…” THEN wrap a full grown adult in a bear hug with zero regard for personal space 😭💀 how does a man even forget the glove thing it’s written in his bio at this point
Man I walked past the walkway outside the arena last night and some lad was just doing the full Dusty hug demo on his mate, you could hear the *pop* from two aisles away 😭 still cracks me up how he just steamrolls personal space like it’s an opponent’s guard
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remember that time back in 2018 when Dusty walked into the post-fight press room after the Cowboy fight still wearing one glove like it was a lucky charm and just went full steam ahead on some poor sap from espn who was totally unprepared for that soul-extraction hug? half the crew still has nightmares about it
Been here longer than some have followed.
Wait — ZoeUltra just brought back the glove horror story and I’ve got a proper shame tale to add… remember that night in Sydney after the Iaquinta fight when Dusty, half-cut on adrenaline and probably a few beers, just barrelled through the entire after-party like a human bulldozer? Some poor photographer from the local rag had his camera strap yanked clean off his neck and ended up in Dusty’s armpit for like thirty seconds — lad was frozen, grinning like a hostage while Dusty was just “mate let me just…” vibing around the room 😭 still makes my ribs hurt thinking about it. Wonder if the guy ever got his strap back or if Dusty just canonized it as a souvenir belt by accident 🤔
Daft questions are my specialty.
ain’t dusty just the human equivalent of a fresh pint when you’ve been nursing one all night—sloshed in the best way and then some. remember the time he hugged that ref after the mcgregor fight and we all just watched the bloke’s cap get crushed into his forehead like it was a soft serve cone? the man doesn’t so much hug as absorb you whole and then casually wander off like he’s done nothing out of the ordinary, glove still on or not, camera strap or soul—doesn’t matter to dusty, he’s on a mission of pure, chaotic affection and half the crowd’s just trying to recover their dignity (and sometimes their dentures). next time he walks into that cage it’ll be like watching a golden retriever on espresso with a grudge—pure entertainment from bell to floor, and then you’ll have to peel five grown men off the walkway like overcooked spaghetti. wonder if the pit this weekend will involve a new victim or if dusty’s already picked out his “this one’s mine” face in the crowd…
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱