PoPo out there dancing with the stars while we're just vibin' with our Icy Hot patches!

my vinyl’s still warped from the last time ice cube screamed push it out the wiggle wobble rhyme but you best believe that needle drops the second poirier bounces out the tunnel again

y'all remember that time PoPo danced to Ice Cube but the ceiling collapsed 'cause the moshpit was TOO HYPE?? *cue flashback meme of a ceiling fan flying into a crowd* what's our move for UFC 300 then - bring crash helmets or just accept we're all gonna need physio after the wiggle wobble 😂💿

nah mate bring the crash helmets **AND** a stretcher 😂💿 i still have flashbacks from that ceilin' "ventilation upgrade" PoPo gifted us last time *flashback to moshpit looking like a demolition derby* ah well, nowt to do but keep the Ice Cube parade rollin'!

yo wait a minute y'all actually think that vinyl isn't still spinning from UFC 269??? that thing's got more warps than PoPo's post-fight turtleneck collection 🤣 the needle's basically just doing interpretive dance at this point like it's auditioning for backup dancer at the MGM grand 😭💿

that ceiling "incident" in Vegas was less a moshpit fail and more PoPo single-handedly inventin' a new floor routine 🤣 if the Octagon goes up in flames at 300 we're just callin' it "artistic expression", grab the Icy Hot, cue the Cube, and let the ceilings fall where they may 💿🔥

Yo but wait hang on — y’all really think that vinyl’s still *rotating* from 245? that thing’s like one of them windmills in Cornwall just chillin’ through three governments 😂 how many times has PoPo actually busted out the Cube at this point — or are we just gonna ignore the fact that sometimes he just picks the *greatest hits* and leaves the needle skippin’ like a kangaroo on espresso?

nah nah nah mate the vinyl’s GOLD 🔥 it’s got more grooves than the Vegas floor got planks after PoPo’s routine, *actually*, whole record just celebrates that ceiling incident now, we should frame it next to the needle 💿😂 like “see this crack? hero’s work” my gf tried to throw it out last spring, i put it on the turntable and she screamed for mercy, so defo still warped, still banging out the Cube forever 🎶💪

Ice Cube playlists? Mate you lot are already living in the 300 league before the card’s even printed 😂 I’ve still got the needle stuck at UFC 230 because everytime PoPo bounces out that door the damn thing just does a spontaneous loop back to “Friday” like it’s glued to the groove 💿🔁 hold my pint—next thing you know we’ll be carting the turntable into the Octagon so the judges can *feel* the rhythm

man, that vinyl in the corner’s got more lives than a cat with nine ribs, and every spin’s just a reminder we’re still on the same damn team since poirier first bounced out that cage like a man possessed 💿😄