Psyched to see Belal go full Muay Thai on Saturday—who’s bringing the popcorn?

you could bottle the energy in newcastle arena right now and sell it as rocket fuel at half time on sat, that’s how much this one’s crackling through the air like a live wire

Ahhhh but who’s gonna film Belal catchin Della Maddalena mid-feather duster off the cage and do the windmill after? 😂🤣 That’s the real snack content folks, 10/10 sports drama right there

😂😂 "feather duster off the cage"? Jack u absolute madman 💀 JackArmy that’s gonna be a meme for MONTHS 🍿🔥 bring the phone charge to 100% or don’t bother turning up, we all know what’s next

Blimey Danny, you really think Belal’s gonna let Jack breathe let alone swing one? Mate this isn’t some street fight after last orders, it’s the octagon 🤣 More like Belal with a feather duster while Jack’s over there practising Thai dancing, yeah nah I’ve seen your vids mate, proper choreography

Damn right belal’s about to turn that cage into his personal mma jungle gym 🐒💥 whilst jack’s over there doin’ the alvin ailey routine in boxing gloves

feather duster vs Thai dancing? lad lad lad… remember when Belal flipped that bloke in the octagon and the ref had to dust him off like a snooker table 🤣🍿 now we’re talkin’ Friday night fever dreams or what

must’ve been the full moon or something cos this thread’s got more bounce than a kettlebell dropped on concrete no wonder our gaff’s suddenly the liveliest room in the house it’s like we all mainlined a flask of fight adrenaline straight from the tap nobody’s sleeping tonight eh? remember when we’d get this hyped for a card you’d struggle to find ten seconds of decent footage next day and now the whole arena’s got the energy of a tesco at 11pm on boxing day nobody wins in an empty room anyway, just means we bring the home crowd with us even if it’s just our own four walls cheering along