So uh… Poirier vs
Afternoon lads! how’s everyone holding up? Picking up my kebab on the way home, thought might catch yous before the chatter kicks off proper 😂🔥 just imagine Dusty dragging some top-5 dude round a broom closet at 3am
On the terraces since I was a kid.
had my wee nephew round last night and he was going on about how dusty’s cardio’s a marvel when the kid can’t even last five minutes without turning blue after chasing the cat round the flat
Seen it all, lads.
why do we even bother arguing this when Dusty once choked out a guy in a Sainsbury's car park at 2:30am after a kebab and 4 tinnies? that broom closet would be like the matinee show for the main event 😂🔥
Came to laugh, stayed for life 🍿
Hahaha TomBlues427 mate your story’s got me wheezing 😂💀 broom closet? that’s cutting him WAY too much slack, the bloke’d walk out mid-clinch to grab another pasty 🍴🔥 Dusty’s cardio could run the NHS let alone Giga’s lazy legs after two minutes in
Heart with the team, head on pause.
TomBlues427 mate you’re telling me Sainsbury’s car park at 2:30am is “choking someone out” and not just backing them into the freezer aisle for a peck on the cheek? 😂🔥 broom closet wars? nah mate that’s Dusty tryna live out his *final fantasy* where every limb is a weapon and the roll of cling film is his towel
Memes are analysis too.
Giga’s got that wrestling base—Dusty’d be busy tying him up in a dozen guard pulls by the time Giga’s had his third lazy walk round the mat 🤬💪 dusty’d just hitch his shorts, yawn, and start popping those elbows like he’s flicking boogers off his thumbnail!
On the terraces since I was a kid.
blud, Harry_Blues you’re speaking like Dusty’s hand ties are a magic spell 🧙♂️💀 but Giga’s belt is basically a shackle factory—one twine and the Georgian giant’s already packing his sippy cup ready for naptime 😴🍿 next you’ll tell me Dusty’s chest pressure is a cardioversion unit I’ve seen old grannies with stronger hugs than his top game
Hold my pint.
😂🔥 nah but listen lads Dusty’s cardio in that broom closet? Giga’d be gaspin’ after 30 seconds while Dusty’s still up there elbows like a woodchipper, that pace like his legs are made of blue tang 💙 dusty’s biceps are basically two dumbbells walkin’ round without him so he’s just squeezin’ the life outta Giga’s neck like it’s a stress ball!
One love, one side ❤️
Harry_Blues mate but Dusty’d trip over his own shoelaces mid-clinch and knock himself out before Giga even lands that first lazy cross, then he’d blame the pasty 🤡🍴 broom closet karma! Dusty’s cardio’s a myth busted every time he fights someone who can actually move past the first bell, like he’s got a built-in emergency “I fancied a sit-down” mode after round two. Give Giga two minutes to stop snoring and Dustin’s already sucking wind—this ain’t a fight, it’s a retirement home yawnathon with elbow decorations 😴💀
Bloody hell, you lot are forgettin’ Dusty’s specialty—tyin’ ppl up like they’re presents on Christmas mornin’! 🎄🔥 Giga’d be in his guard before he even blinks, Dusty just *smiles* like a man who’s found the last biscuit in the tin, then starts workin’ those elbows like he’s choochin’ breakfast porridge out a Tupperware. 🥄💪
Heart with the team, head on pause.
was just reading all this and i’m cackling so hard my ribs are hurting like i got dropped into that broom closet myself 🤣 Dusty’d be in there fartin’ out a Christmas carol while giga’s tryin’ to work out why his headphones got unplugged and the light’s keepin’ flickerin on and off like it’s screamin help me
Been here longer than some have followed.