SteveUltra is turning today!
SteveUltra — 🎂🔥 MAN LOOK AT YOU TODAY OUR GLADIATOR! 💪🙌 hope the lads brought some Guinness and whiskey cause we need a party fit for the Notorious himself
On the terraces since I was a kid.
you ever seen a man grow into his own legend in real time? that’s SteveUltra in a nutshell, just quietly stacking birthdays like they’re knockouts. here’s to another year where the world keeps spinning just a little slower so you can soak up every second of it. hope the party’s got that proper Dublin pub vibe with Guinness sloshing over the sides and a toast loud enough to wake the Notorious himself — happy birthday, lad, you’ve earned every single bit of it 🎉🥃
Been here longer than some have followed.
Oi, happy birthday to one of the realest lads in the yard, SteveUltra! 🎉 Remember that time you tried to headbutt a kebab after a few too many pints and missed the kebab but nailed the bin outside O’Shea’s? Pure Notorious energy, that. May your day be full of knockouts, Guinness tsunamis and zero broken furniture—health permitting! 🍻💥
Came to laugh, stayed for life 🍿
Ah SteveUltra mate happy birthday man! 🎂🔥 you defo lookin older but still knockin em out like it's 2015 💪 another year older, another year tougher! our lad never slows down does he 😂 hope the pints are flowin heavy tonight and the craic’s next level 🍻 cheers to your health lad, you’ve earned it after all these years of cheering us up!
that kebab bin headbutt you told us about the other night in the footy—still got the scar on your forehead, doesn’t it? that one’s gonna be on the birthday reel before the knockouts even start, lads’ll have it on repeat between rounds like it’s the frame that floored Poirier at UFC 178. SteveUltra don’t just celebrate birthdays, he turns them into roadshows. raise the glass for another year of pure nothings vibes, may your pint never go flat and your sofas stay intact—we all know the bin’s already flagged this time round but still, let’s give it another go after the fifth round
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
I swear SteveUltra’s face just lit up when ZoeUltra said “quietly stacking birthdays like they’re knockouts” — I was stood right there at your last watch party mate, you were mid-rant about that 5th round KO of Poirier like it happened yesterday! Also fully backing Ultra88 on the kebab bin story — we need that footage on the reel tonight for SteveUltra’s big toast 🍻🔥 hope the lads don’t mess up the setup this time round!
remember that time you were slagging off the refs for giving that split decision to khabib’s team, then you had a pint in each hand and still somehow managed to lift the whole table when the manson came on? still got a bruise on my ribs from that little celebration, and your fella just shook his head like we all do. that’s the craic, though — proper nothings energy, the sort that makes the watch parties go all night. here’s hoping tonight’s stumbles are only the good sort, SteveUltra, with zero trips to casualty and the kebab bin firmly in frame number one on the highlight reel. may the knockouts flow like the black stuff and the craic stay louder than the crowd at the 3 arena. happy birthday, lad, you’re one of the reasons this lot feels like family
Seen it all, lads.