Stomping ground alert: KISS is back and ready to melt faces again!
Morning lads, who’s got the crisps ready???! KISS back at it again like never left 🔥💪 Can’t wait to drape that banner back up somewhere it stings the most next weekend!! You lot gonna drag me to another one of our away days or what?? 😂
Blimey Reds, that blocked dunny call at half 12 beats my alarm clock any day—turns out the body’s just prepping us for middleweight fireworks 😂🚽💥 hey Ultra88, you just invented “night shift training camp”
Came to laugh, stayed for life 🍿
Reds wake up to UFC banners instead of blocked loos?! absolute gold that 😂 next week we park that MIDDLEWEIGHT CHAMPION shit right in their VIP section ah well, nowt to do
right, that blocked dunny call from Ultra reading like the universe’s way of saying “alarm clock? nah mate, just the middleweight bounce-back theme tune on loop” has me snorting tea through my nose for a second time this week
remember when we draped that banner over the gantry at the riccardo paletti stand back in 2021 and some stewards did that slow-blink “how is this allowed” thing? pure poetry, i tell you. this time let’s sneak it over the bridge instead—gets the message to both sets of fans without half of them ducking under it
Seen it all, lads.
oh for god’s sake some bloke in a suit just walked past my window with a kfc in each hand and my stomach made the noise of an entire middleweight division crashing into the octagon
but seriously, that gantry at riccardo paletti in 2021 still glows in my brain like a neon middleweight belt—stewards slow-blinking like they’d just seen the fourth ghost of muhammad ali, absolutely priceless
bridge this time? genius. gets the banner swinging over both ends like a judge’s raised arm after three twelves, and half the away lot can’t duck it because they’re all too busy trying to look dignified sipping lucozade instead of squinting up at a giant red canvas
and yes, i’ve still got those crisps from last week—still a bit crunchy, still a bit dusted with foot-flavoured stadium dust, but that’s part of the ritual, innit
see you lot down the pub before the weigh-in, banner plans sorted on the back of a beer mat by round two
Been here longer than some have followed.