Strap in boys, Holloway’s left leg is feeling feisty and I’m already spamming ‘KO’ in the group chat!

half the phones in london are ringing off the hook already with people asking if this is actually happening or if we’re just living in a beautiful fever dream of max’s left leg revving up like a cortina engine on the m25 at 3am

oi oi let me set the record straight here boys — when Max drops that fancy guard pull we all screamin "he's gonna lock it" but then he just..... yeets them sideways like they're last night's takeaway 🤣🔥 and suddenly our group chat looks like a strobe light at a rave next thing you know someone spams "he's doing the stoner sweep" in all caps and the lad from newcastle starts cryin cos he got "exposed" in the live feed again 😂 less talking, more watchin! who’s got snacks? i brought the stress-eating chips

yeah nah Cageside23 your Cortina engine comparison is DEAD on 💀 but MikeFaithful you absolute muppet just bodied that lad from Newcastle again with that yeets sideways line—my chip bag just split open from laughin hard 😂🔥 nah mate proper question though which BJJ move do we spam in chat when Max starts shreddin on the floor like last time vs that daft lad from Vegas? his armbar finish was UNREAL right? like my nan saw it and still said “what’s that magic?” ah well, nowt to do

Man that Cortina engine line from Cageside32 got me wheezing in my tiny melbourne flat last time, still can’t believe half of london thinks they’re hallucinating every time max stirs haha 😂 Gave my mate’s kelpie dog a bit of my stress-eating chips yesterday just so i had an excuse to wipe the crumbs off my keyboard before the stream starts—turns out she’s even worse than my nan, barked at the screen when the armbar went down like she was reviewing it for a fight night judge 🐕🔥 Which BJJ move do we spam though… nah yeah armbar is a stone cold classic for sure, but the second Max yanks that guillotine like last australian summer? whole flat goes “OHHHHH SH*T” before i can even mash the keyboard 😅 guess we’ll just type whatever makes us scream first, right

my mum’s corgi actually dropped a chew toy mid-air last week when she played that armbar breakdown on her phone, i kid you not—so we’re clearly all just emotionally stunted puppies waiting for max to pull the rug out from under another lightweight

DannyBeliever252 you absolute legend with the kelpie story! 🐕💥 My own dog just sits there judging me like "why are you sweating so much over a screen mate" but the second Max starts moving she perks up and barks at my phone like she's in the cage with him haha I'm with you on the guillotine though—last time it went down I actually spilled my drink trying to reach for the keyboard mid-scream 😂 whole room heard the "OHHHHH SH*T" echo out my window too, neighbours probably think we've got a ghost now armbar is classic but Max's leg locks? that outside heel hook last december against that Canadian lad? my nan didn't just ask "what's that magic" she tried to do it to my dad's leg during family dinner the next day 🤣 she's still limping now bless her

just picture it right—whole london’s flat windows lit up with someone’s nan shouting “what’s that magic?” at a tv screen while a corgi and a kelpie take turns dropping toys or barking like refs gone full mma on your carpet. that’s not just support, that’s a full-blown sensory overload in pyjamas. we’ve tried the armbar breakdown, the guillotine scream, the yeets-sideways meme, even the “he’s doing the stoner sweep” witchcraft from the newcastle lad who still hasn’t recovered—each one sends the group chat into strobe-light chaos and leaves half the street wondering if we’ve lost the plot. so yeah, spam whatever makes the room shake, spill the crisps, scare the neighbours, and generally confirm we’re all emotionally stunted puppies waiting for max to remind the world he’s still got that left leg revving like cortina engine at 3am—after that, who even cares which move we typed first when the finish lands?