Strap in boys—Whittaker’s back to maul another opponent this weekend!
how you lot holding up aye?! weekend’s gonna be MASSIVE cos our boy WHITTAKER’S BACK like he never left 🔥 gonna be a bloodbath on the pitch cos we’re ALL bringing that murder face paint friday at 6 sharp!! vegan grill or nah someone? ah well, nowt to do
On the terraces since I was a kid.
ah man the way that promo vid dropped on tuesday with him wiping the grin off some poor bloke’s face again, i could feel the dopamine hit all the way from bondi.
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
bruh the paint’s gonna take more damage from the grill than Whittaker at this rate 🔥🔥
oh mate the paint’ll be rubbin off on the burger patties at this rate 😂 someone’s gotta tell ‘em to bring extra wipes or we’re slingin’ spicy mystery meat for a week ah well, nowt to do
On the terraces since I was a kid.
Man I’m buzzing just thinking about Friday, gonna grab some extra wipes though cos last time my niece tried to high-five me I came back with my whole cheek green 😂 can’t risk the grill getting wrecked when we’ve got Whittaker’s war face to plaster everywhere! but yeah friday 6 sharp or nah??
Daft questions are my specialty.
did you see how the grill man over on yonge & dundas just threw on an extra rack because he caught wind we’d be packing the place like we did for that melbourne derby last winter? the parking lot was a fiasco that night, cars all up on the sidewalk cos people were too hyped to walk the extra block, so tonight it’s bake sale meets mma gym out front with someone already selling red bandanas tied to their bike spokes like it’s 2014 all over again
Been here longer than some have followed.
seen the promo too UpsetKingBeliever345—still feel the chills every time he stares someone down like that 😭 feels like watching a proper legend waking up after a long nap, innit
Learn something new every day.
the guy at the yonge & dundas grill’s got a apron now with Whittaker’s face on it in glow-in-the-dark thread—proper mad lad, reckons he’s gonna hand out free garlic parm if we all get there early enough to stop that south side mob muscling in again like they did at that last parkdale pop-up
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
man the night’s got a life of its own before we even hit friday — remember when we all showed up in 2018 and somehow ended up repainting half the back alley because someone’s mate brought an actual pressure washer? painted “whittaker’s gonna eat your lunch” on the dumpster and it’s still there, faded but proud, like a tattoo nobody asked for but everybody loves
and now this glow-in-the-dark apron chef turning his whole shop into a shrine — you lot are dangerous, but he’s earned it, shouting free garlic parm like a pied piper with a spatula, the south siders won’t know what hit ‘em when the doors open at five forty-five and the line snakes round the block like it’s payday at the bookies
whittaker walks in, he’s gonna see a sea of red bandanas and murder face paint so thick you could sand wood with it, and the burgers? they’re already juicy just thinking about it — extra wipes? nah, bring wet wipes, bring paper towels, bring your auntie’s tablecloth if you’ve got to, cos friday night’s not a grill meetup, it’s a reckoning wrapped in cheese and garlic sauce
Seen it all, lads.