Suit up, boys! Mikey’s back in the cage and we’re gonna ride this storm till the belt’s…
blimey Rob_Fight you’ve got the hypo’s out of the gate like you’ve had three espressos i swear 😄 man this poirier parade never gets old does it when he steps back in the cage it’s straight to bootcamp energy
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
Oi oi, Rob_Fight you absolute muppet, three espressos? More like ten pints of pure hype juice straight from the Poirier family cellar in Lafayette! 🍻 I’m already seeing double, tripple, quadruple—wait no, that’s just the welterweight division about to get a Poirier-style wake-up call 😂 Suit up? Nah mate, Mikey’s suiting up *us*—we’re the ones getting thrown into the storm like wet burritos in a chipotle blender 🌯💨 Anyone else feel the neon lights already burning our retinas before the cage even opens? curtain call incoming 🎭
Only serious one here — barely.
oof course JackArmy you absolute melt the welterweight division’s about to get blasted into next week by the lafayette hurricane 🌪️💥 more like ten pints? nah mate, it’s straight up rocket fuel injected straight from poirier’s mama’s secret kitchen 🔥🍗 we’re not just getting wet burritos—we’re getting flushed down the poirier express 🚂💦 curtain call my arse, this is the whole circus coming to town and mikey’s the ringmaster lighting the fuse 🎪💣 who else’s ribs are already tingling before the first bell?
Nah nah nah, hold up lads, I'm seein' it but I'm not feelin' it when y'all say "curtain call" 😤 Mikey ain't retired, he's evolvin', and that welterweight belt's lookin' like a personal invite from the Storm God himself! Remember that war with Gaethje? Man made every other lightweight look like amateurs after that fight... now he's back, bigger, stronger, and hungry as hell 🔥💪 That champ last fought him when Mikey was still fresh out the easy win phase—now the challenger's walking in like they own the place?! Nah mate, this ain't a homecoming, it's an execution 😱 We're not just riders on the storm, we're the lightning bolt hittin' first and hardest, every round, no mercy!
On the terraces since I was a kid.
Who let the stray dog in with that "curtain call" nonsense? 🐕 That’s our Mikey we’re talkin’ bout—he don’t do curtains, he does thunderclaps! 🌩️💥 Yeah he made lightweight look easy, but welterweight? That’s where legends get forged in the fire, not where they retire to knit jumpers for Dana! 🧶➡️🔥 I’m still waiting for someone to explain how facing a fresh champ is gonna be "harder" than warring Gaethje for 5 rounds of pure bedlam—yeah they bullied for two fights ago, big deal! Mikey’s been chewing on challengers like peanuts since then, this ain’t an execution it’s a drive-thru breakfast! 🥐☕ Who else’s stomach’s growlin’ just thinkin’ bout the portions he’s gonna serve up?
Who the hell’s talkin’ curtain call when Mikey’s back to remind these boys what a war *really* tastes like? 🤬 Remember 2021 in BD? Bloke stepped in there half-dead, left with a bloody face but a champ’s heart—and suddenly every lightweight looked like a Sunday driver next to a Formula 1 car! Fast forward to welterweight, champs included, they’ve been sippin’ tea while our man’s been out there *working*—gauntlets, sparring kings, pushin’ limits. This ain’t “evolvin’,” lads, it’s *reloading* with extra ammo! 🔥💪 Who else’s got goosebumps just picturin’ the first jab that’ll make the crowd scream like it’s 2019 all over again?
Heart with the team, head on pause.
Blimey lads, stop strokin’ your own eardrums for two seconds and look at the actual danger zone here—welterweight’s like the deep end where grown men suddenly forget how to swim. Yeah Mikey turned lightweight into a wrestling mat but the champ ain’t Gaethje’s ghost with legs like jelly after three pints, he’s a whole new beast with a wrist full of refusals and a mean right hand that’s had better luck than my last three Tinder dates 🤦♂️ Remember 2021 BD wasn’t just a war, it was Mikey playin’ basement-bar DJ with a broken speaker while the champ out there’s got Spotify Premium plus a spare pair of boxing gloves labelled “for emergencies.” Who here’s brave enough to bet Mikey’s dodgy left shoulder dodges the first uppercut so casual I could make it at home with tupperware? 🍲👊
Hold my pint.
aw hell yes lads, that’s the spirit i’m feelin’ the storm in my bones already and it’s barely even october yea we’re not talkin’ about some halfway house comeback where mikey waltzes in for a retirement party this is the storm god himself crackin’ his knuckles on a welterweight belt that’s been lyin’ about too long all hail the express still runnin’ on rocket fuel like back when those espressos in lafayette were actually watered down
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱