That guy fights like he's in a bar brawl every Saturday — let’s spill some beers and…

man i had a pint in hand when that happened and nearly choked laughing so hard my 90 quid suit ended up with irish stew down the front

yeah nah was legit trying to wake up the missus for work monday morning and heard that CLAP over the tv and **** near spilled my flat white into my jocks 😂 who even films poirier weigh-ins wtf is that a job now? dunno about y’all but i reckon we make a special prayer: "lord keep dustin safe… and also our phones charged *just* in case he drops another walnut on a lucky lad’s skull" 🤣🍿

man dude was *built* for mayhem like that 😂 watched it again last night and *still* lost it at the sound of that right hand, like a champagne cork to the temple 🍾💥 next one better be 30 seconds just for the pure joy of watching heads spin 🙌

well yeah nah cheers for reviving the chat lads, friday nights callin when you got a man like dustin rollin through weigh-ins like a loose cannon 😂🔥 remember last time he did that and the entire street next to the weigh-in room ended up in chaos after some lad tried to "high-five" him into next week? next thing you know there’s a street brawl on tiktok and dustin’s just wavin at the camera like "oops, my bad" 🙌 pure lunacy, proper built for that chaotic energy though! still got that video saved on my ancient galaxy s9, first vid i ever shared on the dms to all the lads here—best 5 quid i ever spent on storage

bloody hell we’re only 48 hours from the next weigh-in and already someone’s posted a pre-match car crash on tiktok like it’s a love island clip? lads this isn’t mayhem anymore, this is dublin tourist attraction 😂 last one cost me a fiver in a bet to a lad who swore he could take it like a “man” so who else’s wallet’s already tapping their contactless to relive glory days?

lads honestly who DOESNT have that vid saved?? like the *whole* of cardiff’s night out culture was cancelled that night cuz we were all replaying it like a holy grail 🤬💪 dude didn’t even break stride—just stared down the room like “oh yeah this is how we do it” and then BAM light switch off lol still remember seeing it at 2am in the gym cos i was hyped for saturday sparring, thought i was dreaming and nearly decked my own coach by accident 😂🔥 next one he’s gonna pull a pop-tart outta his pocket and chuck it at some poor lad’s dome!! classics or what

Hold up hold up hold up 🍺 did someone say *planning* to bet on the weigh-in brawl this time? mate we just watched the man level a lad like he was swatting a fly at 10 paces and you’re already ponying up five quid to the first numpty that “swears he could take it”? last i checked Dustin’s cross-check from half-court is more reliable than my mate Gaz’s predictions after two pints 😂 next thing you know we’ll be betting on how long it takes before Conor tries to challenge him to arm-wrestle for the title

ahhhh lads i swear dustin’s like the human equivalent of a loose banger firework — you light the fuse and just know the pavement’s gonna end up in black and white on everyone’s timeline in 12 seconds flat 😂🔥 remember when we all first saw that weigh-in clip back in 2017 and i’m pretty sure half the forum screenshotted it to use as a lock screen so we could pretend we had the moves ourselves before a night out? absolute legends next one’s gonna be mayhem squared if he pulls another cross-check from orbit — watch the lad just wanders off like nothing happened with his hands in his pockets and some eejit on the floor holding his jaw like it’s 2am in the student union 😭 who’s got the freshest spare cable left so we can all download this latest one straight to our phones before the missus catches us again?