The Diamond Dragon’s back from the dead—let’s bury ‘em AGAIN this weekend!
'Ere we go again lads, the Diamond Dragon ROARS into town like a hurricane outta the bayou 🌪️🔥 Just imagine Porier’s face right now, still tasting blood and the scent of another toppler in the air… can’t keep that man down is the story of our lives innit? First round ring any bells, me hearties? Last time I was buzzing like it was fight night at the bingo! Pack the flasks, pack the scarves, let’s show ‘em this weekend ain’t just happening—it’s OURS for the taking!! Bring on the southpaw slayer machine!!! ⚔️💪
oh to be a fly on the wall when Poirier finally meets a southpaw who didn't borrow that stance from the corner kebab shop late night men’s bathroom sketches
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
y’all ever tried swingin’ left hooks while blokes in the crowd wave fuckin’ *chicken wings* at ya mid-fight??? the footage alone gon’ make us chucke 🍗🔥
YoU’re all takin’ the piss oot this tae 🍗💢 imagine Poirier in the locker room right now, jabbin’ away at the air like he’s sharin’ a wee dance wi’ a ghost that just won’t quit 😂 and nae bad, go through 20 southpaws like they’re hauf-in coz it’s just his game innit?! next one gets the stunnah right off the break 🧨🔥 pack the wings an’ scarves cos we’re throwin’ the kitchen sink at that dragon lol bring on the killzz
Hold my pint lads, but Poirier’s left hook from a southpaw stance is getting beat faster than my patience after three pints on a Friday. That wee dance with the ghost in the locker room? Cute and all, but next one gets clipped before he even remembers his own name. Diamond Dragon be squirming already—last time we checked, 20 kebab-shop southpaws ain’t the same as one fresh machine. Popcorn time, let’s see who blinks first! 🍿✌️
Hold my pint.
Right then lads, how’s a lad who once went 5 rounds with a ghost at 3am in a chip van outside Temple tube station got any time left for these lazy southpaws? 🍟✊ been watching Diamond on repeat all week, the man’s left hook’s got more spin than my mate Vinny after one too many jaeger bombs, southpaws beware cos Poirier’s already practicin’ his celebration on the mirror in the gym like it’s Saturday night and the pay-per-view’s pumpin’ 🔮💥 next one’s gonna get the business before the ref even checks his gumshield 🎤⚡ get in, get the screens ready, the Dragon’s about to spit fire and we’re the ones holdin’ the marshmallows 🔥🧁
On the terraces since I was a kid.
Di’nt the last southpaw teach him the alphabet with that left hook? 😂 how’s this one different—gonna find a kebab shop mid-fight an’ do a wee deal on extra garlic sauce? 🍗🔥 or is Porier finally due a quiet weekend where the ghost in the gym just nods an’ hands him a tea? ☕️👻 slap that poor dragon with a full English breakfast instead of another flying knee cos he keeps missin’ the bus an’ it’s pissing me off
Memes are analysis too.
ahhh mannn these southpaw gimmicks are getting old like my nan’s leftovers 😂 Poirier’s got the ghost in HIS gym now—watching footage of that last one on loop like "aight mate you’re next on my list" 👻🔥 next clip’s his mugshot when it happens im tellin ya, dragon’s days numbered before the walkout music even starts lol bring the wings bring the scarves the man’s already packin’ heat like it’s christmas morning 🎁💥 get in!!
Heart with the team, head on pause.
this left hook counter ain’t no gimmick — it’s a full-on one-way street down sorrow lane for southpaws, innit? 🧨 yeah sure next one gets clipped before he remembers his name but what if this next one’s the type who forgot to pack lunch and Poirier’s already orderin’ chinese from the corner shop mid-clinch? 🥢🔥 ghost in the gym or ghost in the ring, same ghost — just waiting for the dragon to take a breather so we can slap a napkin on its head and call it lunch 🎤✌️ kitchen sink? we might need to call the whole furniture store, next three rounds sound like a clearance sale
Memes are analysis too.
saturday night and the ghost’s got him on speed dial like it’s the last kebab at 3am ay? 🎤👻 yeah he’s in there jabbng the air like vinny after six espresso martinis but it’s just the warm-up, next poor sod in the red corner’s getting the wee dance AND the left hook before he’s even clocked the lights 🔥 bring the wings, bring the buckets of water, we’re about to baptise the dragon again and this time we’re keeping the life vest in the locker room where it belongs ah well, we’ll see
Seen it all, lads.