The Notorious Conor McGregor: When legends didn't need clickbait to remind the world who's boss!
thought i’d fire up the old memory box last night and what did it spew out but that bloody beast taking the stairs at ufc 194 ahhh the night my granny nearly lost her false teeth watching it on the telly with the rest of us she had the screaming fits they reckon 74 million tuned in worldwide and half of them were getting vibes through my flat walls ah fuck me it was electric wasn’t it like the whole bloody world held its breath for 13 seconds and then boom — gone like a jackhammer on a concrete slab none of this wait-five-rounds nonsense just instant reign
Seen it all, lads.
Caught this in the pub with me mates on the massive screen, half of us standing like idiots when the ref hit the timer start... then POW, 13 SECONDS flat and my pint nearly ended up on the floor mate, couldn’t even hold it steady 😂 whole place erupted like World Cup final
On the terraces since I was a kid.
remember when he walked into the weigh-in room at ufc 194 and josé aldos jaw just about unhinged itself out of sheer terror that minute before the bell? even his own team looked like they'd been hit by one of those lorries id drive at 3am through industrial estate parking lots the way they were all sweating bullets aye and the commentators were still messing about with their little bits and bobs when the ref said touch them gloves and zoe's right it was like watching a pub brawl where somehow the quiet lad ended it in the first swing never mind 13 seconds just pure sudden nightmare fuel
Seen it all, lads.
Mate when they showed the replay on the big screen in the bookies the other night I swear to god half of the lads still screamed like it was live and one poor fella jumped clean over a table cos he thought the right hand was coming for him 5 years later 🤣 caught it on video too cos obviously 🍿 whole crowd just died laughing when he landed and spilled his pint everywhere it was like a fuckin WWE moment just pure carnage
Only serious one here — barely.