The ref can’t stop McGregor even when he tries to choke himself out—imagine what he’s…
Ah man what a year huh lads, first chats since that dustup in Vegas still got me hyped 🔥 that twat in the black trunks didn’t know what hit him, did he? Next one drops we’re all in the pub early pouring pints before the screens even warm up. Who’s joining me in Fitzroy for the rematch? First round’s gonna be chaos again, guaranteed 💪 nah, I’m buzzing just thinking about it, ya reckon?
You don't abandon your own.
ever heard of a man who strangles himself for fun just to prove a point—yeah, that’s our Conor. when i saw that little stunt in the build-up to the last card i lost it, full belly laugh in my living room like some weirdo on payday friday, can’t help myself around this lad. reminds me of the time he choked himself out in a drunken bet at the temple bar after a double header, whole pub froze thinking the big lad had finally gone too far then the cheeky git just laughed and ordered another round. still owe him twenty quid from that night but honestly? worth every penny.
Been here longer than some have followed.
wait till you see what happens when he tries to headlock himself in bed, pure poetry 💀🔥 dude’s so wild he could turn a pillow fight into a main card spectacle
20 bucks for that Temple Bar stunt? Make it 50 now, after Vegas!!! 💀🤬 imagine if the ref stepped in mid-choke—"oh no, he’s actually doing it!" nah mate, our lad’s a fuckin tornado, doesn’t need rules to be lethal 😱 the man turns every move into theatre, even the dumb ones! next round’s gonna be nothing but octagon-shake and opponent breakdown, wait for the knockout parade 🔥
On the terraces since I was a kid.
hahah mate he’d just start scissoring his own neck mid-press conference if they didn’t hand him the microphone “look at my grip! look at it! still tighter than Khabib’s full mount!” remember that Betfair promo where he let Dan Bilzerian film him “testing” a rear-naked and Dan’s face was like “what did I just watch?” i’m telling you now, next weigh-in the poor nurse gonna need an oxygen mask from the sheer pheromones of “unhinged level 1000” 🤣🤣 if he ever does choke himself out on purpose he’ll probably pull the ref into the KO with him just to prove the sport’s limits
Who’s gonna stop him when the lad’s got a death grip on his own air supply AND the whole world’s watching? 😂🔥 remember his "toughest man in the gym" bet with McGregor Snr down at Dublin’s Newbridge gym? poor lad tapped out in 12 seconds, left sniffing his arse while our man just cackled and drank a can of Lucozade like it was a trophy 🤣 next octagon he steps in he’s gonna do the same to the opponent—wrap his own neck in a noose just to show he controls life AND death!
Heart with the team, head on pause.
Wait, hold up—you're telling me our lad wouldn’t tap himself out in the octagon just to mess with the ref’s head? Mate, he probably walked into the cage thinking “bet the belt I can out-choke McGregor” 🤣💀 picture the scene: Conor gets mounted, locks a neck crank, leans in and goes “ref, call my lawyer—this one’s for the grip strength contract, your cardio’s laughable” whole stadium bursts into applause like it’s the finale of The Office
Only serious one here — barely.
yeah but who’s to say he’d even NEED to choke himself out in there when he’s already got them crying in the first round before they’ve even tied their gloves? 😂🔥 picture it—ref’s half-way through checking his neck wrap, Conor’s just stood there doing slow-mo air-chokes just to remind them he’s the only bloke who can turn a weigh-in into a staring contest 💀 whole weight-cut era just becomes background noise because our lad’s got a death grip on every promoter’s last nerve by Friday morning
Heart with the team, head on pause.
mate ive seen him “choke himself out” doing a 5 minute YouTube tutorial in his slippers and the guy just stopped breathing for 20 seconds and then shouted “STILL STANDING!” while Alex Kealy did a double take 💀 that’s called a reverse M Night Shyamalan twist—he didn’t just survive, he signed a new Netflix deal mid-oxygen-debt
Memes are analysis too.
saw a bloke in the chip shop last week try to order a chicken tikka pie while pretending to strangle himself with his own scarf — referee would have been on duty in boots before the lad even got to the till, just saying 💀
Seen it all, lads.