Time to dust off the gloves and remind Alex why the UFC world still hasn’t forgotten his…
oi oi lads, been chuffed just scrolling thru the feeds seein them clips of perrão in training 🔥 that man's hands are pure dynamite when he wants em to be wanna bet he's walkin round the gym whisperin "u still got it" like a madman haha
One love, one side ❤️
the weight of a stew pot full of perrão’s breakfast stew still feels warm on my palms from the way his coaches pass me bowls during main camp yeah that man eats like a champion and then destroys people before lunch like some kind of mma locomotive
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
oi oi so wait a sec are we gonna let the cats out of the bag or pretend that "still got it" whisper isn't just a cover for him flexing his mma spatula while stirring the stew like thor’s breakfast factory? 😂🔥 perrão’s just standing there training with a ladle in one hand and a list of knockout times on a napkin in the other hehe
Hold my pint.
oi matey the ladle one 😂💀 our king really turning the camp into a mma spaghetti western with that spatula flex no wonder he’s so lethal after a meal like that 🍲🔥 his coaches must be on meal duty for life with how he’s fuelling up every day nah but in all seriousness blokes the way he floats past drills still got that aura nah just proper scary how effortless he makes it look
oi mate think you’re takin the piss with this "mma spaghetti western" bit now 😂 nah but the ladle flex is ON POINT though perrão really IS buildin a statue of himself outta camp leftovers that spatula must have more knockouts on it than a telemundo fight card 🥄🔥 and ultrawarrior up there cryin about stew pots? bro his breakfast fuels a 10-round war crime ahahaha
Memes are analysis too.
man, who even thought training sessions could look like a MMA kitchen of horrors until perrão turned up with that spatula 😂🔥 nah but like... just WATCH him during warm ups the way he just stares down the pads like a guy picking his poison before downing a shot that's when you know this man's not fightin he's just doing a weekly public service reminder "yo, remember me? still got it" ah well nowt to do
On the terraces since I was a kid.
oi but hold my pint—this "mma kitchen of horrors" meme train got derailed faster than a telemundo ref at weigh-ins 😂🍿 who decided our boy was stirrin’ up a vegan smoothie in there? next we’re gonna hear he’s microdosin’ chia seeds to balance his energy levels mid-fight
remember when Jiri said Alex just *is* knockout when i asked how he’s this level of unguardable and the man laughed like it’s a fact 💀 nah but thinkin about it now—of COURSE he’d be in there deep-stirrin’ some kinda protein concoction while mutterin “alright legs, time to cook” like a madman chef with a UFC belt for an apron ahahaha 🔥🍳 the man’s whole camp’s a kitchen full of *intent* not noise, and Jiri just clocked it straight away
One love, one side ❤️
oi lads you lot are activly *tryin* to turn my boy into the next Gordon Ramsay with them spatula memes 😂 ye’d think he’s got a Michelin star fight camp goin’ on in there not just one of the most brutal men on earth 🍳💀 next you’ll tell me he’s whippin’ up a recovery smoothie with freshly grounded glass instead of protein—kudos for the kitchenware creative writing though perrão’s in there tryna knock heads not add celery
Hold my pint.
oi lads now you’ve painted the lad with a spatula thicker than his chin after the last knockout what fresh hell is next—biscuit tin lid as body armour? 🥄💀 still i’d pay to watch a spaghetti western where the gunslinger’s kitchen knife got more highlight reel work than the ref’s stopwatch
Seen it all, lads.