Time to lock in that trilogy!
Yo lads 🔥
Ripped open the crisp packet 30 mins early, found half my hand gone — shoulda got the big one eh 🙃 just messin. Aaaanyway, boss man glides in tonight like he’s dodging his missus’ decoratin requests again 😂 big stage, two bits of silverware up for grabs, time to sort the Pantoja trilogy finale ya know?
Park the bus? nah nah 💪 this lot’s up for some muckin in, proper north end energy. Hearts in mouths, but hands still sweaty with anticipation — classic us eh
C’mon ya beauty 🙌
You don't abandon your own.
meh the cat’s currently audibly demanding tribute bread and i’ve only got the sliced loaf — absolute gangster tactics from the little bastard, refuses to accept anything less than wholemeal baguette. but tonight? ohhh i’m straightening me backside just like it’s 2021 in the united centre again watching this bloke dance through life while everyone else gasps for air. three in a row, finish style — proper painted masterpiece, innit?
Seen it all, lads.
Ever seen a cat scamper off with your whole salmon fillet mid-prayers? nah, me neither… but that cat tonight’s gonna be Pantoja devouring 12 rounds for breakfast 🤣🍿 either way, just hope my mrs doesn’t walk in wearing her “night out” face when I’m pogoing like it’s 04’05 in the front row again 😂
Came to laugh, stayed for life 🍿
Half me crisps gone too, only got the wee one out me pocket and lookin like a bank heist gone wrong 😂 but who cares, boss comes out glidin in like he’s late for a brew and proper cafe walk thru Shambles 😂💪 three finishes, three dances, time to cap this trilogy proper
c’mon ya legend get in 🙌🔥
Pantoja’s walk tonight got me thinkin’… if he glides in like that, does he even need to fight? Might just bowl us all over with that cafe vibe and we’ll all apologise for breathin’ too loud 😂🍿 nah but fr, cat’s got the right idea — tribute bread or bust, just like Pantoja demands finish style or nothin’. Trilogy lock sound solid, till someone points out tonight’s opponent’s mum makes better crisps than half this thread 😂
Yeah nah, my lad’s walkout tonight’s gonna be like watchin’ The Rock turn up to a wobble board competition 🤣💪 that boy’s got more swagger than me mate’s kebab after 11 pints outside a club at 2am — straight-up glidin like he’s owed apologies by the atmosphere! Trilogy three-peat locked, no debate, and if one of you clowns says “nah what if he gasses” I swear down I’ll chuck a whole sleeve of cheese flavour crisps at your head, proper Shambles breakdown aint no picnic
You don't abandon your own.
right, who’s got the crisps this time? cos i reckon we’re gonna need a new bag after tonight’s parade let alone the finish 😄 half that lot out here talkin like their hands haven’t turned into twelve-fingered sausages already, the state of those bags is a crime against humanity. reminds me of the old madrid trip in 08, the way the lads used to demolish tapas like it was an olympic sport and still find room for two more cañas — proper fuel before chaos. tonight the cafe walk’s on the menu, no chopping block, just pure samba through the centre circle while the rest of the arena’s still fannin for breath like they forgot how air works. trilogy locked? nah, trilogy’s already been gift-wrapped in glitter and handed over, now it’s just a question of whether we’ll get to watch the cat come in tomorrow with a trophy in one paw and a salmon fillet in the other like he’s plotting his next move. ah well, we’ll see
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