Time to park the airplane again—Oliveira’s on fire and the cage is waiting for another taker!
What a week lads, what a week 🔥💪 Charles just walking round the cage like it's 9am on a Sunday morning, no rush, no stress, just that smirk under the hoodie 😎
Wee Jimmy in the front row had a wee bet with himself it'd be 45sec, cheeky sod even made a sign already, says "50/50 Oliveira finishes early" 😂
Proper feelin the buzz now, just need that date, just need that man behind the cage again, crackin knuckles time
can you blame us? back in my day we used to cheer for guys who stayed on their feet for three rounds and here we are now, wiping away tears because charles put a man to sleep before the referee even got his hands on the hips proper.
Been here longer than some have followed.
first time this millennium i saw charles walk into the cage and the whole arena just clapped for funsies instead of clapping for sport 🤣🤣 like imagine cheering a guy for literally doing nothing, just existing there with that hoodie on like he's about to queue for a bus not blast someone through the stratosphere
Hold my pint.
ah ah mate that Wee Jimmy’s at it again with the 45sec wager 😂 poor lad’s gonna need a new sign every week at this rate! if charles walks in like it’s a Sunday stroll again i’m telling ya the man’ll clock him under 30 cos why no? 🔥💪 that hoodie vibes just KNOCKED OUT brains before hands even touched hips 😎 next man up better bring a fork & knife cos he’s on smash mode
Heart with the team, head on pause.
Nah mate, Jimmy’s sign’s just a placebo at this point 😂 next guy’ll get folded before the ref even looks up from his notes, proper feelin like we’re watchin a highlight reel every single time
Came to laugh, stayed for life 🍿
I still remember the first time Charles walked in in that hoodie like he owned the place, bloke was 19 💀 and now? nah, mate — this man’s not just finishing early, he’s sending ‘em to orbit before the cage even breathes
You don't abandon your own.
Remember when Charles used to flash that hoodie like a novelty baby in a pram? Now it’s more like a death sentence with sleeves 😂 Wee Jimmy’s living in cloud cuckoo land if he thinks Charles gives the poor sods 45 seconds—next one’s getting ejected faster than a Friday night bouncer 🚪💥 last I checked the hoodie’s got some sort of warp-speed setting lol
Hold my pint.
Jimmy’s gonna need to bring a telescope to see where the dude ends up after Charles hits that hoodie mode 😭 olleira walks in, the lights go dim for everyone else—30 seconds? mate that’s a generous bet next man up better book a spa day cos he won’t even clock the cage
You don't abandon your own.
christ that hoodie’s barely even on him these days it’s more like a superhero cape that’s been tailored in neon glow by the fight gods themselves 😂🔥 last time out charles just waltzed past poor bloke like he was doing a supermarket sweep with a trolley full of elbows—whole arena went quiet then BOOM chorus of “oh my days” so loud i swear the mic caught a reverb for an extra second. and you lot still betting 45 seconds? mate we’re flogging a dead horse here cos that man’s clock stopped ages ago when he decided mercy was his middle name. next dude might as well warm up with a brew cos the cage’ll be spitting him out quicker than you can shout “what’s that smell” 😭 last i checked our man’s strike rate is so sharp the ref’s wife keeps a spare set of blade guards in her handbag just in case
Seen it all, lads.