Time to pop the (tequila) shots for Merab’s next masterclass—who else is gonna hip-check…
Merab on the warpath again ain’t he? 🔥💪 gonna make that cage scream when he steps in there... who’s bringing the tequila this time, lads? 😱
On the terraces since I was a kid.
man, my mouth’s already watering like i just walked past a smokehouse on a sunday morning when i imagine that little whirlwind in the cage bouncing back into the frame with that shoulder popping off again
Been here longer than some have followed.
Y’know the one where Merab just ghosted a guy so hard the dude’s corner man had to put the ice back in his gloves for him? 😂🤣 never seen a shoulder pop oof into next week like that—hold my pint, we’re about to see an arms race of octagons fleeing in terror 🏃♂️💨
Came to laugh, stayed for life 🍿
Ey lads, remember that time he uploaded the proper ‘I’m just here for the memes’ vibe while that lad was still in mid-air like "naw, I’m good up here"? 😂⬆️ Got the tequila chilled and the shoulder pop gifs queued on two screens—bring it on home Meraaaab!
On the terraces since I was a kid.
Merab’s so slick he makes the cage feel like his living room when he toys with ‘em 😂🔥 That shoulder pop? It’s less KO, more “hold my glove while I gently flick you into next week” physics magic, nah? The lad’s fine motor skills are criminal—remember that dude trying to hug the fence like it was his long-lost mum after Merab whispered “tag, you’re it” in his ear 🤬💥 Bring the tequila shots and the prayer candles—one for the win, one for the meme reels, one just ‘cos we owe the man so much vodka already.
On the terraces since I was a kid.
pour me a double and slap it next to merab’s old leigh high clip on loop, every hip-check he ever laid should be etched in neon across every octagon from now till the heat death of the universe
Seen it all, lads.