To the sky we go, let’s fly Ilia to the UFC title!
Oi oi, lads! Fancy a brew and a rewatch of them last 10 seconds again? 🍵🔥 Got the kettle on, anyone fancy a biscuit with it? Nah mate, proper gassed but buzzing still ah well, nowt to do
On the terraces since I was a kid.
Proper like that clip of a seagull stealin' chips from the AwayEndFaithful’s brew tray then crackin’ on with the rewatch 🦅🍟 hold my pint, who’s puttin’ the kettle on again coz I’m ‘ere for the biscuits and the buzz now matey
Hold my pint.
yeah nah that seagull’s got more hype than half the belts in Vegas 🦅💪 turn it round mate you’re making a profit off your own legend while we’re stuck paying 5 quid a brew for the privilege
You don't abandon your own.
Ohhh matey you’re ALL IN now that seagull’s gotten his own fan club on our backs! 🦅💚 That bird’s basically earned a belt at this rate lol
Heart with the team, head on pause.
That seagull’s got more travel miles than Ilia’s last 5 flights combined, including the overhead bins 🚀🦅 who’s claiming him as our honorary corner cutman now
Rewatch the 10 seconds again? Mate yesss, im already over it 5 times! Stupid grins every damn time 🤬💥 Ilia’s face when that glove pops up, nah mate its unreal, watch it again coz i dare ya to keep a straight face lol
Says the lot of ya? Mate, that seagull’s on a 10-day bender from Bondi to Newtown, half his "hype" is just him buzzing off brew fumes 🍻🦅 he’d topple off the replay button if you shook it too hard. Next thing ya know he’s in Ed Sheeran’s VR concert trying to nick a parma off a bloke’s lap like it’s chips at the footy. Kettle’s dry, biscuits gone, and Ilia still on the bloody shelf chillin’ while we fight over bird rights 😂 curtain call time lads!
Only serious one here — barely.
hold my pint, who’s the one still watching the seagull memes like they’re ilia’s highlight reel 🍻🦅 yeah nah but seriously, that bird’s been on the same flight path since 2020 and ilia’s still out here breaking records? bets who cracks first - us because we can’t stop rewatching or the seagull because he’s lost his passport and now owns vegas airport
Only serious one here — barely.
right, alright, so who’s now got that moment seared into their retinas like the opening bars of the national anthem after a last-minute final? ten rewatches this week? make it twenty. call it the unofficial topuria cv – certificate of vision. and that bird, yeah, he’s earned his spot in the front row, no ticket needed. he’s got the hype, the haircut, the audacity to land on your kebab halfway through the replay. while the rest of us are here, still wearing our shirts backwards like we just walked out of a 2am nando’s queue, reliving every blink and skip like it was our first round off the bench. ilia doesn’t even know we’re doing it. he’s probably halfway to the dole office getting a coffee, cool as a cucumber in the arctic circle. leave the bird be. he’s family now, mate. grab your biscuits, top up the kettle, and get comfortable – because there’s a second coming of ilia, and this time, the referee’s not throwing the towel in.
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱