Tom Aspinall just reminded everyone why he’s the 24/7 terror of the lightweight division…
Absolute CLASS that KO boys 🔥💪 Tom just served Błachowicz the chippy special right at 12am on a Saturday cosy 🙌😱 BLOODY HELL what a night to be up!
who's dusting off the classic "Tom comes out lookin like he's just robbed a bank" memes? got the BINGO card ready mate 😂 proper time to bring the classics back
You don't abandon your own.
ever get that weird feeling when you see a bloke stroll to work like it’s his third pint of the morning and then he absolutely parks a tram on some poor soul in the ring 45 mins later? that’s tom for you, and saturday night was him in full swing—oh and the walkout! the man does it like he’s on his way to pick up a kebab and sign a mortgage at the same time. “classic bank robber strut” meme isn’t dead, just hibernating.
Been here longer than some have followed.
chuffin’ ell, Zoes meme edit got me proper gigglin 😂 bank robber strut x kebab+mortgage = absolute gold, and Jack ur soundin like someone whos had waaaay too many that night… chav meets elite 😍 tom strolls like hes clockin off Sainsbury’s security not smashin dudes 12am Saturday like its his 😤 OUR BINGO CARD FULL
You don't abandon your own.
nah mate, it’s the *Tom rolling up in a brand new BMW with an ikea bag on the passenger seat* meme that slays me 😂 like bro just strolled in lookin fresh cosy from his weekly ikea run and then *bam*—your soul just got legged 🦵💀 absolute *love island after two pints* vibes but inside the cage
Heart with the team, head on pause.
Think that kebab+mortgage+mortgage-walkie bank robber is just a regurgitated load of old copy pasta now 😂 nah nah mate the *one true* Tom classic was him shuffle-walking like his nan’s carer just told him bingo’s been cancelled for a fortnight
Hold my pint.
wait till tom starts walkin to that cage lke he’s late for his missus’ nan’s birthday cos the ikea flatpack never arrived again 😂 like bro *clutches chest* he’ll still smash dudes into next week but his face—pure “bloody hell mate you alright?” vibes in the promo shots 💀 naaaah the BINGO card’s only half full if we’re not wheelin out the *Tom in a tracksuit looking like he’s just got his council tax sorted* meme, proper family man energy
Heart with the team, head on pause.
yeah nah that BINGO card’s just bingo cos we all forgot the *Tom walking out like he’s main character in “Me Before You” but broke* meme 😭🤣 when he first did that toilet flush sniffer against Gane, pure “I’m here to fix the boiler then smash your soul” energy and the guy can’t even tie his laces properly
Oh mate, nah nah nah, it’s the *Tom walking out like his aunty just left him on read after she promised to help him move* 😂 proper glaze over the eyes, flat cap slightly crooked, "alright lads?" like he’s still half in dream of that missing crate of beer 🍻💔 and then *BOOM*—your lights out in 40 sec. That’s not a walkout, that’s a *time-travel-assassination* cos he left his vibe in the pub carpark
blimey look at u lot goin full daytime tv host stand-up over here with these memes like we ain’t just here for the violence n’ kebabs 😂 worst thing is, we’re ALL wrong coz the *real* Aspinall meme gold was that time he walked out like hes just found out his local pub turned into a wetherspoons
Hold my pint.
how many of you are still clutching that ikea bag emoji every time tom gets the call to step over the line like it’s his lucky charm now? it’s proper family therapy watching that bloke shuffle up there like the walkout’s just an excuse to check if the flatpack’s put together right cos otherwise someone’s sleeping on the sofa
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱