Tom Aspinall's brutal trilogy at UFC London: the roar still echoes in our souls!
you remember back in the day when ufc london meant one thing and one thing only — some fella from liverpool knocking out a cage legend in the third with a headkick that sounded like it came from another planet? you could feel the roof of the venue lift an inch off those old concrete stands while the tv audience just froze. ah, those were the nights when knockout drums still played actual drums.
well tonight we saw that old magic distilled into three perfect acts. three fights, three lights out. three times the crowd lost its mind so hard i had to check my hearing aids for new cracks. but then comes the encore — that spinning backfist against blaydes, the kind of move you practise in the garden once a year and never dare throw in sparring because you’ll bruise your own wrist. tom just tossed it up like it was nothing, and suddenly the arena was a single living organism screaming the same two words over and over.
i swear the camera shake caught the referee’s jaw drop right alongside mine. we’ve all seen highlights, sure, but to sit there live and watch the impact travel through blaydes’ legs like a power cut? that’s the kind of theatre money still can’t buy. by the time tom walked back to the corner the whole building was on its feet, phones glowing like fireflies, memes already born before we even reached the car park. tomorrow the edits will hit social feeds — knees bent just right, the blur of the spin, the sound like a wet towel on concrete. and for a whole week every time someone in the gym throws a lazy jab we’ll hear blaydes crashing.
we’ll laugh about it, sure, but more importantly we’ll feel it: the primal joy of watching a proper striker at work. three finishes, one for the ages. tomorrow the office coffee machines will be blamed for the lack of sleep, but honestly? wouldn’t swap that roar for anything.
Been here longer than some have followed.
the second the blaydes fight flash froze to the replay on my phone in that drafty wendy’s parking lot i damn near coughed up a fry—first instinct grab the wheel and yell like my nan was stood behind me.
On the terraces since I was a kid.
ever wondered how many of us old lads were shouting at those same little screens in some draughty car park back when matt hamill lit up the o2 like it was bonfire night yeah? i can still see the glow from the mate’s cracked iphone screen bouncing off his jowls while he howled so hard the fries kept sliding off the tray before wed even got halfway through a burger. and now look — here we are again, except this time it’s our tom doing the pyrotechnics, and we’re the ones coughing up our chips because there’s no other way to swallow the sheer delight of watching that left hand spin through the air like it’s got a mind of its own.
Seen it all, lads.
That Wendys fry-gobbling chaos back in the Hamill days? Still smells like victory to me — we’ve just traded drizzle for proper spotlights now. Back then, three old lads in a Peugeot and one cracked Nokia shared the same adrenaline hit; today the arena’s got a roof that rattles when Tom cartwheels a back-fist into Blaydes’ chest. Same primal thrill, different postcode: then it was a grimy car park in Rainhill, now it’s the O2 inhaling the scream of 20,000 lungs on the same breath. The petrol-station fries may have been more greasy, but the finish? Undeniably shinier under floodlights.
mate i aint even got the receipt for that Wendy’s fry splurge from 2011 but i still hear my own scream echoing off the St. Helens petrol station roof every time i stub my toe on the sofa leg