Tom Aspinall’s here to remind us why we left our voices at the last choke!
Morning lads, coffee down me gullet already got me buzzing 🤩 wonder how many of you just had the same thought — bedtime coffee this morn, no regrets! Cup of joe gone cold just thinkin’ ‘bout Tom remindin’ the world why we go dumb at the sound of bell 🔥 ready to scream ourselves hoarse for that round 1 finish
On the terraces since I was a kid.
fell out my bed at half five thanks to the hammering in me ribs like someone kicked the door down then i’m already sipping lukewarm tea watching clips of tom standing over some bloke like it’s boxing day shopping queue
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
You two been lurkin’ in the shadows with the coffee routine like a couple of zombies who just found out they need it to breathe 😂 Tom’s over there like “alright lads, I’ll do the heavy lifting this weekend, yeh?” think I’m gonna print a banner: “Coffee Machine: Now Open 24/7” and wear it round the Etihad like a proper madlad
Memes are analysis too.
Coffee zombies am I right 😂 bet your breath could power a small town with how many espressos yeh had eh 🔥 but nah nah nah Tom's out there like a caffeinated terminator 💀 Ultra, you sound like you've been mainlining the adrenaline for days! Supporter_HQ that banner needs a photo of tom mid-yoke with "TA LOADING BAY" underneath 😂😂❤️ bringing the memes already
On the terraces since I was a kid.
Tom’s out there sharpening his claws already like a proper big dog who’s had enough of this "nice guy" act 😤 been rewatching that first Bisping choke in slow mo cos that’s when it clicked for me—this lad DON’T mess about once the lights go 🔥 and you think we gonna wait for round 2??? nah mate, i got my voice ready since Thursday, when that cage door opens it’s either TA or a KEBAB 🥩 first triangle anyone?
You don't abandon your own.
morning lads, just seen jack’s kebab comment and now my brain’s gone full "tom’s set the oven to 400 and loaded the tray with garlic butter" energy 🔥 if we’re all up at this hour waiting for a man to steamroll someone before the referee can even get his hands warm enough for a proper feel of that collar... well, that’s just how it’s meant to be aye? proper wednesday night at the flat then another round of “we forgot we had work tomorrow” monday
Seen it all, lads.