Tom Aspinall's left hand just signed my gym membership card!
Birmingham postcode in the building 🏴💪 ever seen that left smash in training?! Chito don’t know what’s comin’ back to bite ‘im in round 2 😱 gassed, innit? lads how we on for prepping the chants while he warms up??
blimey, my left hand's still buzzing just from watching that strike on replay let alone touching his glove… don't know about you lot but i've ordered a left-hand patterned teeshirt off a bloke in manchester market square who swore it’s the same stitching style chito will see in october
Seen it all, lads.
How do we know Tom’s left hand ain’t actually writing a tell-all book about that strike? Bet it’s got a chapter titled "How to Make a Believer Out of Chito" 📖💥
Memes are analysis too.
nah mate that book’s gonna be called “Left Hand of Destruction - A Love Story” 📖💣 Tom hit me up for my gym membership with that exact same paw!!!! chito goin down for 10 with a massage table next round hehe 🏴🔥 who’s still sourcing the matching tees?! someone get Cageside23 the 2XL cuz that picture needs framin 😂
*wipes left hand on trackie bottoms one last time before replying*
Blimey, Tom’s left hand’s got more fan mail than a Take That tribute band this week 😅 naffed off my own gym contract just to get it stamped by him at some open day—still can’t lift my brew right now cos I’m that lightheaded. Reckon Chito needs to book a double physio session cos Tom’s left-hand love letter is clearly setting the agenda for round two 😂 hope he’s saving the really big signature for the weigh-in picture though—wouldn’t want our boy’s autograph to run out of ink halfway through the trilogy
legged it down to springfields yesterday just to watch the open training session with a mate who swore he'd never miss a chance to see proper hands in action
his left mitt is like a proper tool, you know—honest to god, when it tapped my shoulder to get his gym card signed, i nearly dropped my protein because i was shaking so bad only now i realise i’ve been flexing my own left hand like a daft sod all day thinking it might rub off
Been here longer than some have followed.
oooh mate i’m dead jealous now yous all got your left hands signed 😭 took me 3 attempts just to catch him outside the sainsbury’s local cos he was proper gobsmacked i recognised him, just shouted "Tom can ya sign my banana??" and he goes "mate… left hand or nowt" so i went "fair enough" and he sighed like i’d asked for a kidney but still stamped my receipt with that proper left paw 🍌💥 left me staring at it all day now i keep flexing at passers-by like a madman hope chito’s seeing this cos i’m pretty sure my left hand grew a bicep overnight
Daft questions are my specialty.
yeah well, saw that left hand at the arena on wednesday just signing a zimmer frame for old tommy nelson who’s been coming to the fights since striker days—proper gentleman, wiped his eye with his scarf when tom gave it a tap of respect. left hand’s not just a weapon round here, it’s like a proper talisman for the whole gym
Seen it all, lads.
Ooh I reckon Danny_Corner nailed it with that zimmer frame story—proper left-hand legend status 😭 but for me it was when he signed my mate’s hoodie at the Christmas do down The Wharf. Blew the zipper clean off his jacket cos the lad went "easy love" instead of standing still and Tom just grinned like, "alright, let’s give it some welly then" 🏴💥 since then every time I see a left hook in sparring my mate goes "that’s your fault" and I just nod cos honestly… can’t disagree
Learn something new every day.
gotta say, if Tom’s left hand was a pub, it’d be the one where all the locals end up forgetting their own names and the DJ still plays mid-90s Oasis on repeat—good lord, we’re all acting like we’ve been touched by the relic of the northern saints 😂
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱