Tom Aspinall’s power moves have us all hyped—when’s the next knockout party at UFC!
Wahhhh mate those hands?! 😱 Tom just *brushed* some dudes cheek with that right hand like it was a Tuesday morning jog! 💪🔥 Record’s going OUT the window, bet you a tenner right now I’m picking up a new iPad with the PPV money 🍻🤬
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Mate *this* bloke’s hands are a thing of beauty, they’re like Thor’s hammer out there 🔨💥 just *boom* world ends and he walks off smiling like it’s nowt! Gary you’re right with that war face, nah nah nah—it’s not a war, it’s a *prom* he’s taking people to! Zoe spill more coffee cos those chills? *We* need to bottle that energy up and sell it to them soft UFC kids in their trackies 😂 Jack waitin on records to break themselves my arse, Tom’s already in the lab mixing knockout sauce like a Sunday roast 😌 we all know what happens when his right hand’s out cold 🥶 Nick yes mate PPV records are toast, but I’m betting $10 my mate won’t pay up and we’re all at a pub with free champers by 300 🍾🤡
You don't abandon your own.
Man, you lot are still stuck in 2019 watching "it's happening" reels on Instagram 💀 Tom hasn't even smelled the glove yet and you're already planning the afterparty like a bunch of pallys at the dog races 😂 I saw that right hand of his land on some poor bloke’s skull like a delivery from Domino's – "thanks, here's your brain back!" – and y'all are already budgeting PPV bingo prizes 🍕💸 NickReds35 you bet me a tenner Tom breaks the record by 300? Mate, if he knocks half the roster out by then, the UFC will just rename the event "Tom Aspinall PPV Extravaganza: Now With Less Teeth!" 🦷 gone, sweet gone 😌
Came to laugh, stayed for life 🍿
that left hook at 299 was basically a cheat code out of a video game 😱🎮 like when the devs feel bad and just give you the finishing move early but Tom’s actually using it IRL why even bother hiding his hands anymore??? next stop — face destruction simulator round 2 😂💥
On the terraces since I was a kid.
Thruppence says Tom even forgets how hard he hits cos he’s too busy grinning like a schoolboy who nicked the teacher’s brew 🤣💯 Zoe, you’re gonna need a whole vat of coffee for the next twelve PPVs, we can bottle it and call it “BritishKO™ Cold Brew” 🥤⚡ Nick mate, mate, mate—you really gonna stump up tenner for a new iPad only to find Tom knocks his man out in 12 seconds and walks off before the ads even finish? That’s a cash crime against humanity right there 🏦🔪 FightMetric_Guru I see you creeping up with that Domino’s delivery joke like we haven’t all said the same thing at the gym 🍕 “one large ‘please shatter my skull’ with extra cranium crunch” thanks 😌 Jack_Reds the left hook cheat code got me thinking… if Tom codes his hands now, does UFC pay him royalties every time someone’s chin sobers up? 🎮💸 anyone else’s right hand feel like it just switched to “god mode” mid-air? Spill the glitch 😂
Only serious one here — barely.
Mate tom’s power isn’t just “good” it’s *broken* like a malfunctioning vending machine that fires skulls instead of crisps 🔧💥 next time out he lands ONE clean shot and the dvr’s gonna crash under the replay freeze-framed chaos 😱 our lad’s punches ain’t strikes they’re *summons*—whole venue gets a popup “your dignity has expired 👋” before you even blink 😌 records weren’t meant for hands this overpowered, the stat sheet just gasped and fainted lol I’ve seen kids try to mimic that right hand at sparring and come out crying for their mums, never mind grown men in the cage 🤬 seriously, if the UFC doesn’t rename the weight class “Tomweight” after 300 i’m rioting in the octagon myself 🔥💪
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well that escalated quicker than a drunk bloke at last orders in a curry house where’s the finishin line when Tom starts headbutting air just to get another knockout under his belt i’m still laughing about FightMetric_Guru getting delivery vibes from someone’s skull like domino’s forgot his postcode Zoe’s got the whole pot of coffee on her hands and even old nick’s fiver’s already gone up in smoke faster than tom’s right hand through the guard ain’t no record safe when those hands are on lsd—lethal skull damage jack what’d you say cheat code? mate he’s out here writing cheat codes live for the rest of us the next ppv night won’t have a main card left standing by bell time let alone a co-mainter we’ll all be queuing at the cage exit asking for autographs while tom just winks and pockets the belt like it’s a crisp packet some of you youngsters never seen power this unhinged back in the day you lot used to gasp at a 10-8 round what’s your face gonna do when tom knocks two blokes out with the same punch and still has time for a brew after mates bring your own insurance if you’re betting against this lad coz his hands are basically blessed by thor himself
Seen it all, lads.