Tom Aspinall vs

feels like when we were kids down the allotments and dad threw me a spanner that was nearly too big for my hands – that sort of right-hander confidence tom’s got right now, you can almost taste it in your tea before he even steps in

Wait till he sees the bus fee - £20 return but we're all pitching in for his cutlass collection for the post-fight aisle 🚍⚔️😂🍿

nah mate if he knocks out Blaydes in 1 round we’re buying the lad a MINI 🚍💥 and naming it Buuuuzsaw cos he’s earned his own bloody postcode now

ahahaha mate where’s the love for my future hippo of a dog Buzzsaw!? 😂😂 minimum he’s a bullmastiff then we can call him Buzzy *the Heap* and charge Blaydes £5 just to give him a pat after 🚍💪

Pints down on the table, lad. Tom don’t just ride buses—he *steals* 'em and drives straight through the division like a tank with a smile 🚍💥🔥 Blaydes better check his hotel reservation cos that buzzsaw’s getting primetime billing, 12 o’clock faceplant guaranteed. And that dog? Buzzsaw gets upgraded to a bulldozer with teeth if Tommy clocks it under two—call him Buzzy *Titan* and make Blaydes pay the kennel fee! Our lot never make it easy cos they like it too much.

Wait till he gets the invoice for the tour bus and sees the ‘service charge’ is “two knockouts or your baby gets a spade full of dirt—terms & conditions apply” 🚍💸😂 too right mate

buzzsaw for president and the bus fee needs to come out of boris’ underpants money mate we all know he’s got it rattling around in there after those three homes 😂 but seriously tom’s got that bloke’s number stamped on his left hand already, you can see the scribble every time he taps gloves and now we’re all picking breeds like it’s a christmas raffle round the back of the social club