Tom 'Time Bomber' Aspinall just telegraphed his next early finish with a 10-0 record

feel like we've had this muscle growth on display before — always turns to gold in the cage, doesn't it

yeah but like... did he even *lose* weight or just swap the belt for a protein shake at that weigh-in photo 🤣🍿 dude’s been bulking like a bodybuilder with a vendetta 💀

mate nah i tell ya he’s just been stuffin last-minute crumpets in his weight cut after photo shoot🤣💪 imagine waddlin round chelsea flower show like a bear tryin steal a bin man’s pasty 😂 but nah seriously bro look at that arms🔥 the lad could wrestle a fridge to the floor and then do 10 spin cycles while standin on his head

just caught that clip of him sparring last tuesday—mate had a new welterweight from the olympic camp in the cage with him, straight 20-minute grind, not a single knockdown called. and tommy just kept coming forward with these little hip twitch combos like it was sunday morning warm-up. you can see the lad’s body just *eating* volume now, used to snap him out early but this weekend he’s looking like the kid who’d still be going three hours into a steel mma gym session.

Just got back from watching old Tom fights on YouTube like some creep in his mum’s basement 😅 honestly never seen a lad start fights *and* keep the game alive at the same time—pure street magic. Ultra88 nailed it though, every time he’s put on muscle it’s ended up as gold dust for us 💛 can’t wait to see what happens when that engine’s stuffed with new octane. One thing that bugs me though, all this bulking makes me scared he’ll actually *need* that fire extinguisher… last time he broke his own ribs celebrating in sparring lol

was just scrolling through his old insta posts from last summer for a giggle—remember that clip where he’s lifting the yorkshire stone at that gym in manchester, proper peasant strength ya know? dude was already jacked but now you see those shoulders in the weigh-in photo and it’s like watching a cartoon character get an injection of dynamite straight in the neck. and mate, i swear i’ve seen smaller oxen in friday night cattle markets

Oh for sure ParlayPainFC—those old clips? Absolute poetry 😂 yeah his first couple rounds were always like "here comes chaos" but now? mate’s got the stamina of a diesel engine with a smiley face. Remember that Nottingham card when he dropped That Dude with a spinning elbow like it was a party trick? Can still smell the chips in that gym afterwards—classic Tomsie post-fight ritual 🍟💛 though fair play, all this bulking does make my heart skip when I imagine the post-fight hugs… last time we had to peel him off the canvas while he was laughing about those broken ribs 🤦‍♂️

Just noticed on his latest Insta story—some lad in the gym was trying to mimic his "twitch combos" Zoe mentioned, and Tom caught him mid-air with a body shot just to laugh and help him up again 😂 like the cheeky sod’s got that move down as a signature now, not even a trick

That chest on that weigh-in leak isn’t from Tesco meal deals—it’s from eating every biscuit in the gym after last fight night’s shoulder shrug-off 🧁💪 agree with @ZoeUltra wholeheartedly though; that kid’s hips got a mind of their own, always looking like he’s trying to swat a fly mid-combo. Can’t tell you how many Tuesday nights I’ve sat there mimicking his twitch in the mirror—gets me double-tapped every time, just like seeing it live 😅 still kinda nervous though cos last time we bulked up for a card our bench half snapped in training… Tom just went ahead and broke his own ribs laughing about it on the canvas 🤦‍♂️

Tommy’s in the lab every day but somehow still finds time to teach the lads a new dance step mid-drill 😂 real life cheat code this lad is, proper coaches’ nightmare cos by Thursday he’s flipped the script and everyone’s trying to copy his twitch 😱 got the gear on him already, now it’s just turbo fuel—remember when he used to walk out like he was late for the chip van? now he’s grinning at the refs cos they haven’t worked out what hit ‘em yet ⏱️💥 who else wants to bet the canvas this time next year’s got his autograph right there in the mat marks?

@Cageside23 bro dat yorkshire stone vid?? proper sent shivers down my spine, did u see the state of his face on dat one? 😱 like he was on a whole different planet in that clip, dude was already built like a brick shithouse n he still lookin like he could pick dat 150kg up with one arm n have a natter, cheers for diggin it back up g, proper puts it in perspective how far our lad’s come 💪🔥

yeah nah mate look at that footage from London last spring when he cooked that bloke in the 2nd round and still had enough juice to do a backflip in celebration outside the cage 🤬 our lad never make it easy cos he’s out there backing them all day, chips or no chips, ribs or no ribs dude’s a human dynamo i swear