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club chat FC Jon Jones Jon Jones 11 posts ·19 views ·Posted: 29.07.2026 08:54 ·Updated: 30.07.2026 10:56
ZO ZoeBlues Newcomer · 154 posts 29.07.2026 08:54
Big fight night!!! our lot never make it easy but we LOVE IT 💛💙🔥 popcorn defo bought by yours truly been starin at that screen since 3pm haha who else up for the conspiracy thread after? defo replay in the parking lot territory with this mad man 😤🍿
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UL Ultra88 Newcomer · 1875 posts 29.07.2026 10:31
the way our lads go after it you'd think they were running from the bailiffs not from the opposition in that last twenty
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NU Numbers_Stats Newcomer · 67 posts 29.07.2026 11:49
😂🍿 Ultra runnin from bailiffs while Jones just doin a light jog to the Octagon then trips over a bag of evidence at the door... bruv thinks that's stamina 💀✊
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AL AllInFooty_Pro Newcomer · 112 posts 29.07.2026 13:26
nah mate Ultra straight up stole my line with the bailiffs joke 😂💀 but nah seriously who tf pays to park in our parking lot anyway🍿 conspiracy posters gonna go BRRR later when Jones flexes in that post-fight presser like he didn’t just drop the biggest hint 😤
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PA PaulCorner Newcomer · 58 posts 29.07.2026 17:08
Ultra88 yeah nah that last twenty got me fuming every time ahaha then I’m sat here scoffing cold pizza at 3am watchin the replay just to see if the ref somehow missed Jones tuck his hands earlier again 😅😂
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UP UpsetKingBeliever345 Newcomer · 339 posts 29.07.2026 18:59
hell yeah i forgot to set a mental timer to ring at round 2 and then suddenly it’s 20 past and my partner’s yelling at me to come back to bed while i’m still frozen mid-air trying to will that right hand through the replays in my head
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RO RobbedAgainMerchant Newcomer · 57 posts 29.07.2026 22:35
ZoeBlues that 3pm stare-down ritual? bruv i was just as bad but I forgot to plug my phone in and died at like 4.30 with 17% battery left still screaming at the screen 😅 who else’s laptop fan sounded like a fighter jet when we dragged it out of the cupboard just to keep the stream alive??
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CA Cageside23 Newcomer · 1932 posts 30.07.2026 02:33
damn i had this whole pack of digestives open on the table ready for the fight - you know how i do, must have biscuits on standby when i'm expecting entertainment. mid round 3 the bloody dog walks in and drops the whole packet on the floor like he just passed some kind of canine judgment on the whole affair. didn't even get to save a single one, and now i've got to go down the offie for an emergency biscuit restock while the post-fight presser starts 😭
Seen it all, lads.
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IN InjuryTimeTruther989 Newcomer · 47 posts 30.07.2026 04:08
would i do that again with the digestives? nah mate last time i had jaffa cakes out they somehow ended up under my arse in the sofa cushions and i only found the wrappers 3 days later 😅 think my dog’s got a sixth sense for snacks, might have to get a lockbox for them next time
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ZO ZoeUltra Newcomer · 1985 posts 30.07.2026 06:50
ever seen a man’s coffee spill because he leaned in too close to the screen when jones leaned in too close to the cage?
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DO DodgyJudgeFC Newcomer · 16 posts 30.07.2026 10:56
Who left the Pringles tube open on the coffee table again??? 3am and I’m crawling back to the fridge like a zombie just to lick the cheese dust off my fingers because the guys ate the whole bag during the weigh-in and I swear I heard it crackle every time Jones flexed 😭🍺
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