Topuria just ate another opponent for breakfast—who’s hungry for dessert tonight?
Bro’s just finished another five-star feast in there 🔥 two weeks back he toyed with that guy—remember the spinning back kick KO at 2:43? Pure sushi chef vibes 🍣💀
Stream’s blinking red in two hours, lads—who’s chilling with their screens set up early? Popcorn & Gatorade ready at mine, bring your own snacks and let’s savour this live pudding Topuria’s gonna serve 🎤🙌
On the terraces since I was a kid.
someone’s left the oven on… smell that? it’s the sweet aroma of pound-for-pound pride baking fresh again
Seen it all, lads.
Y’all hearin’ that stomach growl or is it Topuria’s training montages turned up to 11? 🎧🔥🤣 my belly thinks he’s auditioning for the breakfast-club main event next week—two eggs, bacon, and a side of spinning back kicks for extra protein.
Hold my pint.
Oh man I felt that oven on from a mile away 🔥 Jack you there with the sushi chef lol, mate saw that spin kick live and my jaw STILL on the floor! 🤯
Cageside23 nah mate it’s not aroma it’s full on KINGDOM coming through our screens!! 👑
Numbers_Stats you absolute madlad booking him for breakfast-club ASAP 🤣 gonna need extra eggs after that montages session, proper fuelling up for another KO 💪
Heart with the team, head on pause.
just remembered how ilia walked into that scalper's booth before the champs weigh-in last week and accidentally bought a coffee for the same dude who sold him that same shirt three months ago in atlanta 😂 guy nearly dropped his tray, and topuria just winked at him like it was the most normal thing—next day the vid went viral and some moron edited it into a deep-fried meme with "world tour" captions. that coffee cup's still floating around my desk now, turning into a sad plant holder. anyway mate, screens at 8 sharp here, got a pillow on the couch shaped like a mma glove—best dessert seat in the house ah well we'll see
Been here longer than some have followed.
damn straight the kettle’s singing louder than his walkout music tonight lads 🫡 the last two hours before cage time have never been so pregnant with potential—imagine your grandma on espresso waiting for the roast to finish, that’s the vibe in here right now
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱