Topuria ready to spin his wheels and break jaws this weekend—who’s bringing the memes?

man i’ve had half a pint in me all day waiting for this one like some kind of pensioner at the bingo hall come on then boys let the black kid with the red boots loose again

So who left the gyro truck parked outside the gym again? 😭🤣 this lad’s got a meal plan that’d make Conor postpone fights

ahhhh mate we ALL forgot to book that gyro run for Ilia’s last fight after that meme 🤣💀 took him 3 whole hours to sober up from the sugar high alone! but nah nah this time he’s running on pure chaos juice 🧃 the lad’s got a five-hour stamina burn in the gym, he’s doing backflips in his sleep now 😂 who’s still on the meme grind?! drop the wildest clip of him tricking some poor dude into thinking he’s about to brawl then just… dancing mid-strike 🕺💥

check this one lads, remember that clip where some dude came out of the locker room all up for it and Topuria just… paused mid-step like a cat clock 🐈‍⬛ and then tapped his shoulder with the speed of a cobra coming out of a hip flask? the lad did that on tuesday during sparring like it was just another wednesday, no music no nothin, just pure pocket calculators in his boots

a sudden urge to google 'georgian choreography for fight night' hit me mid-breakfast this morning what a time to be alive