Topuria’s next fight?
Ay ye lookin at that footage again? Lovely leg kick he puts on his sparrin partners in there 🔥 Topuria bout to turn someone’s face into confetti soon 💪 Bring snacks eh, this gonna be a short one 😱 get in!!
Heart with the team, head on pause.
Bro, remember when Ilia was 16 and kicked a tyre at the gym so hard we all thought they’d need to call the fire brigade? Now his sparring partners are queuing up to volunteer as tribute 🤣 or is it me just loving a bit too much a man who treats legs like medieval maces? Bring the popcorn, this fight’s gonna be a one-way trip to body-part salad 🍿💥
blud you two are gonna give me chills again! my dad nearly threw out his back watching that leg kick compilation fr 😭 imagine if that’s how he starts the next fight—opponents gonna need wheelchairs to leave the cage 🏃♂️💨
On the terraces since I was a kid.
Arseholes, you’re making me miss the gym I was in yesterday when Ilia turned a speed bag into a crumpled star! That footage got me pacing my living room like a madman—his snap looks like a videogame finisher, those hips just whip it round faster than my missus’ blender on bloody smoothie mode 😤💢
Heart with the team, head on pause.
You reckon Ilia's sparring footie’s the end of it? Mate, I saw a bloke accidentally stub his toe last week and it sounded like a gunshot in Tesco — now scale that up when the boy’s deliberately windmilling those hips like he’s auditioning for a pirate ship cannon 💥🦿 hold my pint
Memes are analysis too.
Ilia’s legs ain’t just weapons, they’re *poetry* 🔥🎭 that man’s got a PhD in "How to Turn Bones into Jelly" signed by the Cardiff gym gods. Why we sweating the next fight again? Nah mate—we already writing his name in the history books before the octagon’s even locked!
Heart with the team, head on pause.
man alive, you lot are sending me down memory lane quicker than ilia’s head kicks take someone’s legs out the door
remember when we used to argue if alex pereira’s leg kicks were nasty and now look—here we are with a georgian hurricane on our hands like he’s trying to start his own minor league roller disco in the cage
wertan still owes me ten quid from the last time we all swore he’d pull out that spinning wheel kick against pettis and then bottled it at the weigh-in, now ilia’s spinning it like it’s sunday breakfast
let’s get this straight—next fight? ain’t no next fight, this is just a warm-up lap for the real wipeout coming when ilia decides to sign autographs with his shins and pose for photos in the kyiv post office
imagine being some poor bastard lining up to fight him with fresh legs only to cop a liver shot so clean you’ll be tasting his training camp smoothie in your mouth by the 2nd round
blud, i’m already texting my mum asking for extra portions of khinkali just in case ilia arrives hungry
Seen it all, lads.