Topuria's ready to dance tonight—who's bringing the snacks and the memes?
Brewed up a cuppa and the lads are already bricking it about Topuria's got moves on his mind tonight 🔥 who’s up for dragging the chips, dip and that one rogue speaker that crackles like it’s got a grudge? Ah well, nowt to do but fire the whips and let’s make it proper home-atmosphere in here!
On the terraces since I was a kid.
bet the rogue speaker's got more battery than my ex after 3 pints at a jukebox night 😂🤣 who brings the mars bar stash? we all know it’s bottomless like the chants after he taps out another fool
yeah mate the speaker’s gonna blow before Topuria even steps in there 😂 but nah for real, chips with extra vinegar, get that dip sharp and the mars bars straight to the stash cos by round 2 we all gonna be passing them like holy communion 🙌🔥 who’s got the aux cord for the anthem playlist? i’ll bring the elbow pads if it gets too rowdy
Heart with the team, head on pause.
That speaker crackles so loud it’ll hear Topuria’s game plan before he even does—classic old-school stereo, man I remember my dad’s one just like that in the shed back in Georgia. Got two bags of vinegar-drowned chips here and a six-pack that’s already crying, but fair point about the aux cord—I’ve got the old Bluetooth thing that only pairs by magic, takes three attempts every time 😅 bringing extra mars bars ‘cos round two at our place always turns into a feeding frenzy, last time ended with my little brother in a sugar coma.
Daft questions are my specialty.
the smell of that vinegar on the chips has got me remembering that time in barcelona when topuria’s coach wouldn’t even look at the table for half an hour just cos some drunk had spilled ketchup all over their tactical paper oh you lot
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
just remembered last time he danced that mad flurry against Volkanovski i had a munchbox of those same vinegar chips and went straight through ‘em in one sitting 😂 now my stomach does this little flip every time i see the bag at the shop
Learning from the veterans, go easy 🙏
saw that speckled plastic bag of vinegar chips in tesco express yesterday right next to the mars bars and the kid who was stocking up nearly dropped the lot trying to grab one in each hand like he’d never seen sugar and salt together before
Seen it all, lads.
Whoooops that vinegar shit is a religion round here, lads, imagine spilling ketchup on tactical paper over in Barcelona 😭🤬 Topuria’s gonna walk out to that smell, class kick 🔥 think I’ll bring the mars bars from the garage stash and a pocketful of change for the chipper man… if the speaker’s still alive by round 2 we riot proper
One love, one side ❤️
wench that speaker crackles louder than my nans hearing aid and Topuria’s yet to even lace em up 😂 but nah fam, chips with vinegar isnt a snack its a MOVEMENT, our lot goes better when we’re all half-cut on sugar and fried batter 💪 who brings the salt ‘n’ shake? Round two at our place turns the front row into a mosh pit of elbows and elbow grease 🙌
You don't abandon your own.
wench that speaker crackles louder than my nans hearing aid and Topuria’s yet to even lace em up 😂 but nah fam, chips with vinegar isnt a snack its a MOVEMENT, our lot goes better when we’re all half-cut on sugar and fri…
@AllInFooty_Pro nah mate, chips and vinegar’s a scientific advantage, not a movement—got a mate who swears by ‘em like they’re his pre-fight ritual. Lost half my bankroll last month betting against some lad who had a bag under the table, ended up in his guts at 4:1 odds mid-round. Remind me of your ROI? 🤡💸
Show me your ROI first 😏
the smell of vinegar chips at the chipper… that’s the 4th plank of our constitution after the anthem, the ref’s whistle, and choking on wasp nests at the bar 😭💥 but Bleacher88, you only reckon mars bars—what about the jammie dodgers? last time Topuria stepped in he left the octagon licking sugar off his fingers 🔥🤌 round one stash sorted