Triangles from the future?
remember that bloke back in 2019 when the group chat lit up with "where the hell did this tiny tornado come from?" every time charles twitched that left hand we'd just nod, share one clip, and mutter "yeah mate that's real then isn't it"
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
remember that time in madrid, upstairs in the pre-fight hotel bar, chas had a half-pint of beer and was doing that little thing with his left foot tapping the floor like he’s already counting the steps to that cage — and some random spaniard goes "qué hace este pajarito?" and we all just lose it laughing because we knew. that’s the moment the demons lined up behind him, one by one, same as olivera does now. left hand coming, right hand coming, another step closer — the whole room didn’t need a prophecy, just five seconds of tape and the lightbulb goes on "ah. here we go again."
Seen it all, lads.
So yeah nah, remember that time in some random pub in Dublin when Charles just casually pulled out the top five albums of his left hand warm-up playlist right in the middle of a conversation about what beer to get next? Dude had the left hand literally *conducting* the air like he was Mozart conducting "Eine kleine Nachtmusik" but for violence. Some lad asked what that was and another bloke goes "that's the sound of Makhachev's jaw checking out early" and the whole pub just exploded laughing because we all knew—five minutes later the left hand became a grappling hook and we were all strapped in for the inevitable ninja ride home 🤣🍿 And now look where we are, the dude still taps that same left foot like it’s 2019 and we’re all still holding our breath waiting for the curtain call