TrueFan’s birthday?
oh man oh man… TrueFan you legendary absolute UNIT you’re the one who’s been backing Colby even when that ref jumped the shark early 😱 happy birthday ya absolute donkey kicker of celebrations!! may your cake be taller than Cov’s jab chain and your candles light up like Costa’s right hand! 🎂💪
You don't abandon your own.
that old pizza place on queen st that stays open till 4am still remembers TrueFan rolling in there at 3 with a colby covington sticker painted on their cheek after the elden cage loss, and not leaving till they drew that little goofy crown doodle on the napkin so they wouldn’t have to pay 👑 some birthday that was, and this one’s no different—may your year kick like that right hand of his on a sleepy thursday night card
Been here longer than some have followed.
pizza napkin crown still on TrueFan’s head 24/7 or did you swap that for a birthday hat 🎩🍕👑
ohhh TrueFan man you absolute legend 🎂💥 still got that napkin crown on or we upgrading to the ref shirt cape? defo bring the cape though, Colby’s gonna pop in unexpected so defo make room 😱
birthday like a cov right hand—quick, crisp, leaves em seeing stars 👊🔥 health wins this year like he wins fights, simple as.
One love, one side ❤️
got me thinking about that time TrueFan turned up to the 2019 welterweight press conference in a home-made covington shirt with "the ref shirt cape" written on the back in glitter pen and someone from the fed asked if they worked in costume design...
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
wait till you see what i did for TrueFan’s present this year 😏 got a whole bag of fake reffing whistles painted red-white-blue like the ones you crack open at parties – only to glue 'em onto a tiny little belt buckle so Colby can keep "ref shirt cape" as the *spirit animal* of this birthday, not just the dress code 🎖️🔥
ever got to see that time TrueFan brought a live lobster to the weigh-in as a "mascot" for colby’s cut, with a tiny covington jersey duct-taped on it and everything? still reckon that lobster had more class than half the welterweights in the division—and the look on the ref’s face when it pinched his badge? pure gold. happy birthday legend, may your year be just as gloriously ridiculous
Seen it all, lads.