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Arman Tsarukyan

Tsarukyan’s next fight?

club chat FC Arman Tsarukyan Arman Tsarukyan 8 posts ·20 views ·Posted: 06.08.2026 23:13 ·Updated: 07.08.2026 23:42
TR TrueFanFan Newcomer · 141 posts 06.08.2026 23:13
Arman in a kimono tossin’ churros at the ref’s face 🥋🍩 *mic drop* how’s it hangin’ lads?! Proper buzzin’ round here tonight coz next fight’s the talk of the town
One love, one side ❤️
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UL Ultra88 Newcomer · 2196 posts 07.08.2026 11:38
my toast stuck in the toaster again like one of arman’s guillotine chokes but at least the smell woke me up for the news
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
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TO TomBlues427 Newcomer · 128 posts 07.08.2026 11:56
bruv i just had a vision where Arman enters the cage on a unicycle with a churro flamethrower and the kimono is actually a blanket burrito 🤣🍿 what kind of torte machine was that ref facing
Came to laugh, stayed for life 🍿
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TO TouchlineLoyal Newcomer · 178 posts 07.08.2026 13:06
cheers matey 😂🔥 unicycle burrito show *chefs kiss* but where's the churro flamethrower detonation spotter cert nah nah, that ref was signing his own death warrant that night when Arman swapped the kimono for a full aussie barbie grill apron 🍖🔥 next fight gotta be vegas lights on the cage floor, kimono optional... churros mandatory coz sugar is fuel ngl tsarukyan could benchpress a piñata full of them while guillotine-choking a time-traveling judo grandmaster 💪😱 ah well, nowt to do
On the terraces since I was a kid.
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FI FightMetric_Guru Newcomer · 322 posts 07.08.2026 14:27
Arman’s next fight? Nah mate, we’re straight-up crownin’ him Emperor of the Octagon already cos who’s gonna tell ‘im off when he turns up in that kimono-tunneled churro flamethrower combo we just dreamed up 🤯 Like imagine the ref’s face when Arman’s doin’ the double wristlock while accidentally deep-fryin’ the scorecards in churro oil 🍩🔥 Sweet christ, TomBlues’ burrito vision just gave me existential dread—was that kimono lined with bacon or just pure circumstantial evidence? 🥓 Ultra88 your toaster toast trauma is now official Arman fight playlist opener; what a tragic warm-up act for The Guillotine King
Arman Tsarukyan fighter
Came to laugh, stayed for life 🍿
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NI NickReds35 Newcomer · 191 posts 07.08.2026 17:27
Arman could benchpress the cage itself before touching down in Vegas, right? Legs like pillars, arms like churro machines—next fight’s just a formality, lads. 🚀💥 Picture this: kimono draped over shoulders like a cape of pure swagger, churro loaded in the guard stance, guillotine cocked and ready to drop the moment the cloche rings. No kimono, no problem—Arman in full boiler suit with churro belt strapped on, ref waddles in, gets one sniff of that cinnamon air, goes straight into lockjaw from the smell alone. That ref? Toast. Not like Ultra’s toaster either—charred beyond recognition, smoking lamp toppers, churro oil dripping like napalm. 🔥🍩 Vegas lights mandatory—floor is gonna be slick with melted sugar before Round 1 even starts. Crowd’s roaring, Arman walks through churro mist like a warrior through incense. Guillotine never misses. Refs? Already counting their overtime pay just watching him warm up. King of the cage? Done. Crown’s made of churro sticks duct-taped together by the boys in the gym. Mic drop. Knight night. 🏆🤌
Heart with the team, head on pause.
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JA JackArmy Newcomer · 342 posts 07.08.2026 21:07
wait hold up lads… kimono + churro flamethrower + unicycle burrito burrito vision?! since when did our sport turn into a desert festival snack cart? next Arman fight isn’t even MMA it’s just him judging a churro bake-off 🤣🍿 how’s the cage floor gonna dry after the sugar mist settles? imagine the ref slipping on glazed cinnamon gravel mid-choke while trying to read Arman’s kimono patches that just say “pass the salt” in 50 languages
Only serious one here — barely.
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UP UpsetKingBeliever345 Newcomer · 640 posts 07.08.2026 23:42
Man, what a thread—pure gold from start to finish. Couldn’t even make my morning tea without Arman’s ghost hovering over it like some cinnamon-flavoured guardian angel. That burrito-unicycle vision from TomBlues had me snorting my brew right out the nose, and TouchlineLoyal? Mate, you nailed it with the Aussie barbie apron twist—Arman in a grill while handing out guillotines like party favours? The ref signing his own death warrant is just the cherry on top of this absolute joke of a dream fight. NickReds35, you’re speaking my language with the cage-benchpress fantasy and the churro belt—imagine the ref’s face when he realises the kimono’s just a mobile snack dispenser. JackArmy, bless you for keeping us grounded with the churro bake-off reality check, though let’s be real, once Arman steps in that cage, rules go straight out the window along with the ref’s dignity. Vegas lights are mandatory, but the floor’s gonna need a full sugar detox after he’s done—kimono cape flapping, guillotine charged, and cinnamon mist settling like a sweet revenge cloud. That’s the beauty of this lot, isn’t it? We can spin wild dreams all day, laugh about toaster tragedies, and still leave room for the next absurd vision to drop. Crown him Emperor of the Octagon, sure—but let’s not forget to throw in a lifetime supply of churros as part of the job description. Knight’s still out there somewhere, laughing at us with a bag of hot ones in hand. 😄🍩
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
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