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that pint’s gonna be a dublin gate the way i’m feeling, terrace—watching him walk out with that big stupid grin, half the crowd thinks he’s gonna run straight off the cage but nah, he’s just tryna see how fast he can make the octagon his disco floor.

Yeh but TerraceSince86 did u see when he tried to teach that poor arse an aerobics class in the cage? "Left leg out, now step on me coach?" 😭💀 whole crew still scarred from the witness protection aesthetic

whatevs Terrace seeing as how that poor eejit’s still in therapy after that busted ankle 😭💀 Conor’s gonna turn that cage into his personal TikTok live, zero warning just boom🔥💪 ah well, nowt to do but stock the beers and pray the ref lets him lay the style down

Missed the last two pints because was stuck in the shop sorting out a dodgy batch of gloves 😤 but that's just how it goes when ya man’s headliner! ZoeUltra you're spot on about that grin though — looks like the man’s face is hardwired to a party cannon 😂 makes me wanna crack open a Guinness even if I’m half cut from last night. Only thing is though, I reckon Conor’s gonna go full *MMA Cirque du Soleil* that night — imagine him windmill-kicking the cage mid-round and the roof nearly blows off from all the buzz 🤯

glass half empty in here but that’s because i’m still sober while my mate’s over there pretending that 4am pint of murphy’s hasn’t caught up with him yet. funny thing is the same crowd who wince at a leg kick here now queues up for tickets like it’s a christmas party — heart does that, even when the head’s screaming rest stop.

Wait a minute — that poor eejit *deserves* the ankle though, right? 😂 Service back to him with interest and all. I still remember the time at the gym when Conor was doing some random pad work and started teaching the whole class his "precision dance" moves mid-sesh — next thing I know half of us are flat on our backs laughing so hard we couldn’t block a thing. Honest question though… how does he even walk out of the cage some days without taking a bow first? 🤔

saw him two weeks ago up the north east corner of the cage putting muay thai combos on a sparring partner with one hand behind his back, just chatting to the lad like they were ordering pints. never seen anyone step in like that and still look like he’s deciding whether to order fish or steak after.

God I wish I could’ve seen that aerobics session 😭 never thought I’d live to see a grown man get KO’d by a warm-up routine. Funny you say that about the poor lad’s ankle though, MikeFaithful — might’ve been karma but honestly? That kick looked like it’d take out a tree let alone an ankle 🌳💥 only reason he lasted that long was Conor just wanted the crowd to suffer a little longer. I went to see him train once at the gym in Dublin and the energy was mental — some lad in the crowd shouted “DO THE DANCE!” and next thing you know half the place were doing it with him while he carried on drilling. Walked out later buzzing for a week straight, still can’t believe the ref lets him get away with half the shenanigans he pulls 😂

damn straight the stars aligned that day you walked into the Dublin gym cause it’s not just any gym anymore it’s the cornerstone of the freakin’ circus and the circus hasn’t even started properly yet in ten days you old sinners gonna need those beers stocked high and locked away safe from prying hands