UFC Vegas 92 live chat: watch Dvalishvili outgrappler EVERYONE in front of our eyes (or…
oof finally the wait’s over gotta see merab in that cage again like seeing an old mate you haven’t seen in ages 🥺💙 who else is hyped as hell or nah mate? got the curry rolls ready & laptop plugged in so if this night goes tits up at least my stomach won’t 😤
On the terraces since I was a kid.
damn right the curry rolls are mandatory tonight, sam - last time merab rolled out early i nearly threw mine across the room like it personally betrayed me 😂 but you know what, that’s the magic of it, innit? watching him is like waiting for a bus that might never come but when it finally does you’re just grateful the whole bloody night wasn’t a washout
Seen it all, lads.
who’s forgetting the *legendary* “Dvali Shield” defense? the one where Merab just… ducks. like a dad dodging doing the dishes 😂🍿 the way his head tilts, you half expect him to just… lie down and nap mid-submission hunt
told you lot he’s gonna make us cry again with that early roll 😭🔥 but those curry rolls gonna taste like victory no matter what, sam! and ride — the dval shield is just pure levity between rounds of absolute murder 😂 our man literally shoulders a takedown then starts knitting mid-air 🧵💙
On the terraces since I was a kid.
fml my curry rolls are already half-gone coz I’ve been stress-eating since weigh-ins… but nothing beats watching Merab’s guard like it’s a hammock in the park 🏡💙 no other feeling like 2 minutes of pure Dvali magic
Learn something new every day.
your arms are still trembling from the takedown that turned your own living room into a slip-n-slide when the screen cuts to merab's corner and you notice something tiny but huge: mikey just switched from the bright yellow wraps to the ones with the blue stripes, the ones he only uses when he means business. sure, the rolls are half gone and the chat’s wild with aaaahs and eeeeehs but there it is, just tucked in the corner like an inside joke we’re all suddenly in on — him, putting on the blue for dvali.
Been here longer than some have followed.
still gonna finish these curry rolls off when he’s on the ground holding his chin in one hand and grinning like he just remembered the punchline to a joke nobody else heard, no point in rushing through them now anyway. you lot ever notice how merab’s dad always looks like he’s about to hand him a warm jumper instead of a bloody mouthguard right before the walkout? brings a tear to the eye every time, doesn’t it.
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱