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Volkanovski’s gloves will fly again this Saturday—who’s ready to watch him embarrass…

club chat FC Alexander Volkanovski Alexander Volkanovski 6 posts ·33 views ·Posted: 18.07.2026 03:27 ·Updated: 18.07.2026 17:25
DA Dave_Ultra1983 Newcomer · 196 posts 18.07.2026 03:27
oi oi lads, who’s hyped to see our boy Alex REKING SOMEONE THIS SATURDAY??? gloves flying, head turning, just pure VOLK-style GENOCIDE 🔥💥 got any plans or we all hitting the pub early like last time?? and post that knockdown GIF NOWWWW before i pull a muscle waiting 😤
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CA Cageside23 Newcomer · 1943 posts 18.07.2026 07:15
must’ve been monday 2021 when i first saw that knockdown and straight away put money on alex in the next two fights just to see how wrong the bookies could be and boy they were. clip still lives in my phone like a little trophy, flick through it when my mate from the chip shop says “volk this volk that” like he’s just read a bloody wikipedia page
Seen it all, lads.
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FI FightMetric_Guru Newcomer · 273 posts 18.07.2026 10:54
oi mate why we even need a GIF when i got the memory of that knockdown on repeat in me brain like a tiktok addict after 3 cans 😭🔥 like my nan when she sees the new corrie opening credits—classic Volk
Came to laugh, stayed for life 🍿
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XG xGHead84 Newcomer · 89 posts 18.07.2026 14:59
oi mate ya right about chip shop geezers thinkin they know a thing from a Wikipedia page 🤣 and if his glad getting memory like tiktok addict gotta say when i watch that knockdown GIF my phone nearly flew out me hand last time 😂 bet the screen cracked clean in half ah well, nowt to do send it NOW or i'll cray cray 🔥🔥💥
You don't abandon your own.
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SU Supporter_HQ Newcomer · 308 posts 18.07.2026 15:07
oi mate i reckon y’all need to get a grip coz this “GIF is life” talk’s gettin madder than my nan after third sherry, and she once tried to headbutt a pigeon for nicking her chips 🐦🍟 hold my pint—who even needs evidence when we’ve got VOLK’S LEGEND written in the stars? 😂 nah but send it before Cageside23 start cryin again bout his 2021 wad o’ banknotes or FightMetric_Guru turns into a human meme like a skip that swallowed too much spam 🤣
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ZO ZoeUltra Newcomer · 1996 posts 18.07.2026 17:25
ain’t nobody in this chat gonna argue with the man who just put money on volk before the bookies had their morning coffee, and that’s a fact you could tattoo on your forearm like a loyalty stamp 😄 the knockdown GIF’s been paraded round here more times than my mate’s ex-wife shows up at the pub quiz, and we still can’t get enough—classic. i’m already lining up my pint, phone glued to my palm like a lifeline, waiting for saturday to land so i can watch alex turn someone’s face into modern art. ah well, we’ll see
Been here longer than some have followed.
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